Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life starring Brad Pitt, Jessica Chastain and Sean Penn is getting mixed to positive reviews at Cannes, but some audience members gave it a concrete negative review by pushing out their lips and letting out the sound Maddox makes whenever he sees a bottle of Smart Water: BOOOOOO!!!! Entertainment Weekly says that most people clapped at this morning’s screening but it’s the verbal Rotten Tomato that’s getting all the attention. Eric Kohn from IndieWire said, “The booing at the end of today’s Tree of Life screening was an ugly, animalistic thing that may explain why Malick doesn’t do press.”
Booing is a way of farting on something without leaving a scent, so that makes it a priceless tool. But who in the hell boos at the end of a screening at Cannes? Did Terrence Malick use a Ke$ha song for the end credits? There are so many things you use your power of the boo on! You boo at your peen after you sit down to pee (aka the drunk lazy man’s way of pissing) and it shoots a stream through the space between the toilet seat and the pot, leaving your pants all wet. You boo at your dog when he insists on taking a shit on a pile of old, abandoned dog poo, forcing you to pick up both. You know what else you boo at? You boo at Brad Pitt’s Crisco hair, gold chains, goat pubes and saint pimp suit.
Brad Pitt wore this mess to pose with Jessica Chastain at Tree of Life photocall today, but he looks like he should be threatening to gut the shit out of a tardy limo driver on his wedding day instead.
And here’s also some pictures of Brad looking like an early 80s porn producer while leaving a restaurant with Angie last night.