File this under: How the hell is not about Jesse Camp instead? Brian McFayden, the twinkie MTV VJ turned Nicky Hilton’s piece turned host of Beauty and the Geek, is getting sued by an ex-girlfriend for thousands of dollars, because she says she put money into his wallet while he just camped out on HER sofa, playing HER PlayStation 3 on HER 72″ screen TV. Bitch obviously didn’t know that you can never ever trust a grown man who looks like a permanently stoned 12-year-old Nick Carter.
TMZ says that Kristin Lancione states in her lawsuit that Brian knew he was lying to her when he promised to marry her once he got a job. Brian bat his golden lashes at her and asked her to pay all of his bills including rent and utilities. And every time Brian asked for some spending cash, she’d open up her purse and give it to him. Kristin thinks Brian never got a job, because he knew she’d always pay his way. Why actually work when you can spend your days in stained sweats, eating yesterday’s pizza crumbs off your chest in between having video game sex with your PS3 friends?
Kristin wants $86,000 for the money she put out and also wants Brian to pay $1,200 for all the therapy she had to undergo after they broke up.
How many times have I seen shit like this on Judge Judy? Judge Judy would say that she doesn’t care how good the dick is, get fucked with some sense and make the moocher sign a promissory note before you give them a dime. If you give a moocher a $1, the only thing you’ll get back is a new ass dent in your couch.
If by some miracle Kristin actually wins this hilarious shit, then the mother of every deadbeat 30-something basement son will suddenly have a case. A shiver of fear just swept through World of Warcraft.