The Grace Of Janice Dickinson Knows No Bounds
If champagne bottle nostril sex, rippled titties, stray pit hairs, sign language cunnilingus, 56-year-old nipple, melting Parmesan stick arms, vein erections, painted duck bills and organic elegance gives you life, then these NSFWish pictures are your new holy grail! Janice Dickinson earned the title of the world's first AND greatest supermodel at District 36 in NYC last night by bringing out a series of poses that were so scorching hot it made the silicone in her chichi sacks boil over and her tit skin started to do the wave in her honor.
Not only do these pictures make me crave poorly-wrapped fried pork dumplings, but it makes me fall in love with the forever demure Janice Dickinson. How can you not love a beautiful creature who resembles a Steven Tyler Muppet made with fruit leather?
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she looks so old!
My bf's reaction to thumbnail #4: "She looks like a cow"
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Great - now my BF is crying because I tried to show him image # 4.
Oh Boy. I actually feel sorry for her. Can she not SEE what those breasts look like?? I still think she has an attractive face but holy shit woman...eat a frikkin sammich....
Oh Boy. I actually feel sorry for her. Can she not SEE what those breasts look like?? I still think she has an attractive face but holy shit woman...eat a frikkin sammich....
For a college English course, I recently had to write an essay about domestic violence law reform and through all the research ended up staring at pictures of women badly maimed by acid
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/alleyes/2009/11/terrorism-thats-personal.h...
and all I can think is somehow, all of these women, no matter how badly injured, are prettier than this strange veiny monster. Imagine #4 of her implant attempting to run away from her actually made my jaw drop a little. If I was at a club this shit would even take away the best roll. Not the type of thing you want to see while fucked up at the club - the crypt keeper in a wig indicating that it wants to lick your junk. >shiver<
Wow this woman is gross beyond belief. Notice to any woman out there; No, silicon tits and a botoxed face is in no way attractive. She should be pasted as a warning for any model. She has fame but she is freaking crazy and her face I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
to quote a movie "Baby, you got real ugly"
She should donate her body to science.
Medical schools throughout the country would be thrilled.
She wouldn't even have to die, she could just do some sort of live tour.
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She turns me on.
Janice is the epitome of white trash...and she's looking uglier and uglier as the plastic surgeries go by. And she used to be a very attractive woman! Such a shame.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Submitted by babybunny on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 10:59pm.
Jane Fonda has aged gracefully
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LOL "gracefully?" She has had LOADS of plastic surgery and when she was jumping around in leg warmers telling everyone if they just did fucking aerobics like she did they could be as thin as she was, she was puking up every mouthful she ate. She STILL has a raging eating disorder and she is what, in her 70s now?
That is hardly graceful.
Submitted by Gem: "GRoss, that's it, I'm never drinking again...in case I ever have one too many and pull a 'Janice Dickinson'"
Alas, it would take more than photos of Frankenhooker to stop me from getting my high on. I'm still trying to figure out how to get Irish Fury's pain pills.
GRoss, that's it, I'm never drinking again...in case I ever have one too many and pull a "Janice Dickinson"
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Submitted by Goldshift: "Janise was beautiful in her prime but she is NO ROLE MODEL. Your friend is beyond delusional. I like how she forgets to mention how Janice was head over heels for pedophile Sylvestor Stallone or how she "entertained" men all over the world through forced prostitution. That sick fuck Stallone likes to watch women getting fucked by dolphins. Yeah, great role model."
What? Stallone a pedophile? Dickinson a prostitute? STALLONE IS INTO DOLPHIN PORN? (Remember when MK posted that link of some guy fellating a dolphin?) Details, please.
It's so sad she decided to mutilate her face over the years. Back in the day she was really pretty, kinda reminds me of Phoebe Kates. If she just aged normally,she woulda been better off. This shit is just sad.. leave the nightclubs to the under 40s. And if you are gonna go clubbing, I'm sorry but NO ONE wants to see an over 50 chick in a dress like that.. I don't care WHO you are.
Submitted by Kiddo on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 2:55pm.
My friend totally loves Janice:
http://ladyraine.wordpress.com/2009/07/17/the-most-beautiful-woman-in-th...
I don't have the heart to send her a link to this post. :(
I'd never seen pictures of her when she was actually modeling (I'd always thought her entire modeling career was some kind of lame urban legend). She was quite pretty. She'd have some major jowls by now though if she'd never messed with her face (you can see an inkling of them the young pics).
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Janise was beautiful in her prime but she is NO ROLE MODEL. Your friend is beyond delusional. I like how she forgets to mention how Janice was head over heels for pedophile Sylvestor Stallone or how she "entertained" men all over the world through forced prostitution. That sick fuck Stallone likes to watch women getting fucked by dolphins. Yeah, great role model.
She definitely is the female Steven Tyler.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
my guess is some kind of pain pills washed down with alcohol. ( yes, i have experience) her eyes have that dead look common to all dope fiends.
I thought we'd heard the last of this piece of desiccated beef jerky. no, huh?
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 1:46am.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 11:36pm.
Sorry, wandered off - sudden compulsion to shave my armpits. No idea where that came from.
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I know right? Every time I watch Hoarders I have to get up and start cleaning my house. Brrrrr....
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
to fleawatch,
the preferred nomenclature is asian or asian american. chinaman is offensive.
Wow. Horrifying. Looks like all that Celebrity Rehab really worked for her.
If I had small children that I wanted to scare, I would blow these pictures (hehehe) up to poster size and line their walls with them and tell them she eats children if they're not good.
Submitted by becky n sydney: "...A tiny axillary tuft to taunt me."
Kah-dooze, to quote Ramona Singer, on that exacting, alliterative phrase, you clever ho (sp?).
Submitted by Zonko: "Mike Love isn't dead!"
Alas.
These are her kids:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-495135/Kids-teased-mum-slee...
On her modeling show, they seemed down to earth, functioning the way bright kids do when their mom is a whacko. Whatever she may be, she's their mom, and they seem protective of her. Besides, she's a fool to us, but at home, she might be a great mom to her kids.
Nathan Fields out shopping with Frankenmom:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/11/article-0-0B2191AE000005DC-81_...
Picture of Savanah Birnbaum with mom:
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/janice-dickinson-daughter-2.jpg
Submitted by cripbabe: "why do women insert basketballs in their chests?"
Because they bounce. (Bah-doom bah!)
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 7:13am.
SO hard to beweave she used to look like this!
She looks OK, but needs nose-work and bigger tits. And her lips look too small. :)
Its bad when you can actually read the serial number on the tittie implants.......unless her tattoo is "783Z-Adf-87192 (made in Japan)" .
SO hard to beweave she used to look like this!:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rpklz-8HqB0/TGWWvBwFgmI/AAAAAAAAAb4/QHtA3aYu-E...
I saw some GRADE SCHOOL friends recently and it was cool cuz we all looked the same. Like - we look older, of COURSE, but we look like ourselves. I can't imagine what it would be like to change THAT much over the years....
And here's some proof that HUGE LIPS DON'T MAKE YOU SEXY!(unless you're born with them, of course):
http://celebrityimg.com/photos/JaniceDickinson20275.jpg
and I was tryna find SOMETHING that shows she looks good all shopped up but the truth is she's just gone totally overboard now. She really is a stellar model tho....
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Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
She would never let any of her proteges from Janice Dickenson's Modeling Agency act that way. But I think she is showing that when you have had a messed up childhood it can run your life forever.
That's your future look, Angie !
She needs to eat something with fat in it. When your body fat index is this low, you just look older. A bit of softness is needed here cause this looks like a raisin found at the bottom of the box.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 3:08am.
haha!!.. don't worry!... i don't think anybody would notice... i, personally would prefer some snogs!... it sounds snuggly!LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOpiwsi5RKE
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 3:03am.
In that case: good morning ESE!
Thank you for the song.
(I just mistyped 'song' as 'snog' hahahaha.)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 2:58am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 2:55am
Whatcha doing up this late?
Listening to all of the Beatles albums back to back? :)
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i prefer to think that i'm awake early... it makes me feel like i'm being productive!... hee!
not onto "The Beatles" yet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtRwa2mlH0k
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 2:55am
Whatcha doing up this late?
Listening to all of the Beatles albums back to back? :)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 2:05pm.
she just seems like the kinda woman that pisses on the bar stool at last call(no, seriously... i've seen it!)
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I told you I HAD A WEAK BLADDER MOMENT due to medication...and not the six martini's and three beers I downed...What?
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i TRIED to be discreet!!... i didn't mention names!!... i didn't even mention that you stole all the bar coasters to play frisbee in the parking lot!... you outed yourself, fuzzball!
OT: oh, it's been a long day... i don't want to type about Janice Dickinson.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
"How can you not love a beautiful creature who resembles a Steven Tyler Muppet made with fruit leather?"
Sometimes I, too, get confused at first glance and I think it's Steven Tyler. I know someone that looks like a horror film, yet thinks she's hot shit. I actually feel sorry for how delusional she is - you can only think this is hot when mental illness is also in the picture.
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"I mean, sentenced to 120 days and sat in there for about as long as a Pink Floyd song?" - MK
OK..I HAD to look closer because I've never seen implants do that ripple thing. What's almost as horrifying is that this bitch has a lot of hair on her tits as well. Oh well, maybe if she grew a pelt it would cover up the ripples.
She was incredibly beautiful when she was young. It obviously fucked her up, because look at her.
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Her boobielas are straining so hard to be free of her body that the tissues are ripping. What a strange but oddly seductive look. It's the stray arm pit hairs I can't get past. She could rub them off on the ragged head of that dude behind her.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 11:36pm.
Sorry, wandered off - sudden compulsion to shave my armpits. No idea where that came from.
I hadn't heard (had the telly on a music marathon all day - no surprises there) just clicked onto Sky News.
They are saying that he's about to be charged.
ETA I think it may have been a worse week for the maid!
You'd think he would have had enough money at his disposal to hire a few hookers.
Submitted by Bunnyman on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 10:43pm.
Jeezus. Beef jerky, anyone?
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Make that beaver jerky.
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Makes me wonder what she'd look like if didn't have all the plastic surgery.
$10 says she'd look better.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 11:16pm.
Ya know, what really annoys me are the stray pit hairs.
hahahaha. Becky: always focused on the big picture.
Have you read about the French IMF head dude who was arrested today in NY for sex-attacking his hotel maid? As they say over there, ooh la la. He was supposed to meet Chanc. Merkel in Berlin on Sunday, then some IMF conference in Brussels Monday to Weds, then some academic seminar in Wash. DC on Thurs.... Not a good week for him.
Ya know, what really annoys me are the stray pit hairs. As awful as every other part of her is, it has still been meticulously and expensively groomed. Then she lifts up an arm and the pit hairs dance in the breeze. They even distract me from the aging nipple peeking out to say a quick hello to camera lens. Don't know why she left them there. A tiny axillary tuft to taunt me.
For 56 she looks pretty damn smokin'.
There are girls in their twenties that don't look half that good.
Good for her!