QOTD: A Hangover Cure From Fishsticks Paltrow!

May 14, 2011 / Posted by:

Because you get all your hangover cure tips from a pretentious praying(foryoutobeasperfectasheroneday) mantises who leave you reaching for a bottle of anything that’s mind numbing, here’s one from Fishsticks Paltrow! Fishy tells Closer Magazine (via UsWeekly) what she does after a night of boozing (like she really does that) so she doesn’t feel like me after reading GOOP.

All you’ll need is water (imported from a mountain range that’s way better than the Alps), a private sauna and some envy tea!

“I have a great hangover cure. I take a cold shower in the morning and then I go into the sauna and drink a lot of water throughout the day. Green tea also helps!”

When Closer asked Fishy if it was okay to stick your face over a pot of water boiling on your hot plate if you don’t have a sauna, she started blinking uncontrollably until an assistant had to come in and whisper in her ear that everything was going to be okay even if she was in the presence of a poor. If you don’t have a private sauna, you shouldn’t get drunk, thankyouvermuch!

And speaking from experience, the best thing for a hangover is to not read about Fishsticks Paltrow’s hangover cures.

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