The One Where Marc Cherry Said Tony Parker Must Be Gay If He’s Marrying Eva Longoria

May 14, 2011 / Posted by:

Remember when Nicollette Sheridan dropped a lawsuit in the lap of Marc Cherry, the creator of Desperate Housewives, claiming that he wrongfully terminated her ass? Nicollette then tried to paint Marc as a goat-footed, wheezy old queen (copyright: Alec Baldwin) by claiming that he once took her to the side to slap some respect into her mouth after she back talked him during a scene. Well, that lawsuit is far from over and Nicollette is still trying to make everyone believe that Marc is the cherry on top of a cunt sundae.

TMZ got a hold of new court documents where Nicollette says that at Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s wedding, Marc pursed his lips, hiked up his double-stuffed chest balls, and yanked the veil off of Eva’s head with a cuntified comment.

In the declaration, Nicollette claims, “I was present at Eva Longoria’s wedding to Tony Parker, when Mr. Cherry commented that ‘Tony must like boys, because he is marrying this — this little, small girl with no tits and — that looks like a boy.'”

Really, Nicollette?! This is the desperate shit you’re coming to the table with? This only makes me want to sit next to Marc Cherry’s bitter bitch queen ass at a wedding. Every day is bitch day to Marc, even on the bride’s day. Just think of all the comments he’d make about the maid of honor’s dress while we both wrap pieces of cake in aluminum foil to take home and eat on our kitchen floor as we cry about being FOREVER ALONE!

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