After emptying out a piñata full of mezcal, this beach beauty probably thought it was a good idea to perform a one-woman version of the From Here To Eternity make-out scene.
This educational video makes a good case for why one should have children. When your drunk ass is about to drown in a shallow wave, your children will risk getting poked in the eye with your bare nipple to drag you to safety.
P.S. – Why the hell did the camera dude not help a bitch out?! As punishment, he’s coming back as a smiley face censor in his next life.
via Buzzfeed (Thanks to Jack for sending this in!)