Open Post: Hosted By A Drunk Sea Beauty

May 13, 2011 / Posted by:

After emptying out a piñata full of mezcal, this beach beauty probably thought it was a good idea to perform a one-woman version of the From Here To Eternity make-out scene.

This educational video makes a good case for why one should have children. When your drunk ass is about to drown in a shallow wave, your children will risk getting poked in the eye with your bare nipple to drag you to safety.

P.S. – Why the hell did the camera dude not help a bitch out?! As punishment, he’s coming back as a smiley face censor in his next life.

via Buzzfeed (Thanks to Jack for sending this in!)

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