Mike Myers isn't already somebody's daddy (comment: no)?! How is this possible? I could've sworn that I've seen pictures of Mike playing around with his kids. But maybe I confused him with Rosie O'Donnell skipping around with her children. That must be it. It seems like Mike Myers was born to be that annoying dad who hogs up all of his kid's toys and ignores his child's begging to leave the toy store after being there for 3 hours because he's too busy playing with shit. Like Josh Baskin with a fupa. Well, Mike is fulfilling his life mission. Mike's rep tells Page Six that his wife of 7 months, the Kimbo Stewart-ish Kelly Tisdale, is full of fetus!
One of Page Six's source say that Kelly is in her second trimester and her spawn sack (the search for a "baby bump" replacement continues) is starting to grow. Shrek Jr. will be the first baby for both Mike and Kelly.
It's inevitable that a blind item will fall out of the sky over this news, so allow me to get it out of the way.
WHICH Canadian funny man set off a gaggle of gossipy gay giggles after excellent news spread that his latest stunt wife is pregnant. One of those gossipy gays is a nurse at a fertility clinic who thinks our funny man should name his baby "Playgirl" after the magazine he used to drop a donation into the turkey baster. Party time indeed.
And we'll still guess "John Travolta."