America's Infection Has Officially Spread To Italy
The Jersey Shore whores arrived in Italy today and moved into their villa in Florence to rest before they spew a layer of scab skin all over the city. The Situation brought the douchbaggery right away by looking like a retired Boca Raton guido who spends his days licking his lips at the girls in the park while swatting the flies away before they land on his skin to suckle the grease out of his pores. But what's more offensive than that is how the tourists and locals are gathering around to take pictures of these dirt barge skanks!
Don't they know that when faced with a pack of minotaurs, you're supposed to form a mob and chase them out of the city with your fists, stones, sacred prayer, splashes of holy water, flaming torches, big vocabulary words, Valtrex dust and oil remover. You're not supposed to take their picture! THAT ONLY MAKES THEM STRONGER! The same way posting pictures of them on a public forum does. Fuckme.
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Italy better get out the Penicillin, before it starts to itch.
Yikes what embarrassingly miss matched luggage. The stuffed animals are a bit dumb for their age. This is a train wreck.
To Italy and its fine denizens:
I am deeply, truly, sincerely sorry.
Love,
America
It's been a few years since I've seen A Room with a View, but I don't recall any stuffed animals. One of the guys get killed in the square, right?
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW...: "When is Vinny going to flash that big cock that we've heard so much about? Enough already.
As a side note, any Italian (actually in Italy) would not consider these people Italian.
I can't help it though, I still want to go down on Ronnie. Is that wrong?"
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and another 5 million yeses. Why are people admitting that they would fuck any of these mold spawns? Is it because it's anonymous? Are they confessing it here because they know that no priest wants to hear a parishioner admitting that he/she wants to sleep with one of Satan's turds? This is blasphemous. I'm going to church to pray for you. (By the way, you Ronnie is one of those guys who puts his hand on the back of your head in attempt to get you to choke on his micropeen.)
Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 6:34pm.
yep, i saw that episode when he destroyed sammi's stuff and called her all the possible names he could come up with. a total douchebag!
sorry you had to put up with similar douchebaggery :( nobody deserves to be treated that way. i would totally leave his ass if i were sammi. what's the point in staying in a toxic relationship? :/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Italy was asking for it...it should've worn a condom!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by CORNDOG on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 12:51am.
Oh, Corndog - you and everyone else in this thread!
No one can understand the attraction of these worthless sub species dickspits. And that they can turn their blatant stupidity into big bucks ... *sigh* ... I just give up.
Bet anything The Sitch has The Wiggles on his ipod. :)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 12:44am.
The only reason people are standing and looking at these freaks is they think the circus has come to town. They are the oddest group of misfits ever. I am an odd misfit. Why doesn't it pay off for me? What am I doing wrong here? Not getting drunk enough in public? Not dressing dumb enough?
What what what?
Submitted by CORNDOG on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 12:41am.
HAHAHAHA!
Possibly - I'd want to see the footage to prove it, though!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 12:32am.
You are so right. Do you think The Sit could master this one if he has a child to illustrate it?
I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is my handle (one hand on hip),
Here is my spout (other arm out with elbow and wrist bent),
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out! (lean over toward spout)
Submitted by CORNDOG on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 12:24am.
If you really want The Situation to do the Hokey Pokey you're gonna have to simplify the instructions. The whole right foot, left foot thing is just too complicated! :D
LMAY @ Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:07pm.
"I was walkin' down the street / Concentratin' on truckin' right "
10CC - Dreadlock Holiday.
The hand in the proper position and the feet just right. You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 9:10am.
Wood Dragon, don't forget the people who WATCH this show. THEY are mostly to blame.
Your point is well taken
Why are they carrying their own (mismatched) luggage? I thought they were uber-rich celebs now.
The Situation looks super gay here with the wrist gesture, flashing his bauble like Paris Hilton. Put him in a pink party dress and a kotex!
ugh i just want to smack the shit out of the situation, look at that smug look!!!
wait till they find out that they cant plug in there flat irons!!!!!! because of the wattage difference...lol
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
I know i'm wasting my time but i do watch jersey shore sometimes. All of those guys may be douchebags but ronnie is the worst one. Aggressive, disrespectful and crazy in the brains. I feel for the girl who's going to marry him one day. :/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 2:29pm.
I know i'm wasting my time but i do watch jersey shore sometimes. All of those guys may be douchebags but ronnie is the worst one. Aggressive, disrespectful and crazy in the brains. I feel for the girl who's going to marry him one day. :/
100% AGREED, Ronnie's aggression toward Sammi began with a shove on the 1st season, she was upset, said she'd never been treated that way by a guy before. Ronnie, of course apologized, teary eyed and repentant. She took him back. The aggression escalated to that horrendous episode on season 3 when he destroyed her stuff, called her every imaginable insulting name (she was no saint and matched him word for word). The point is that the Sammi from S1 no longer seems to exist, she now seems to live for Ronnie, especially for those moments after he screams at her and demeans her; when he contritely professes his love for her and declares his devotion with soulful big teary eyes.
I mentioned in my previous post that he reminds me of my ex-husband, He not only looks like Ronnie (he's 1/2 Italian & 1/2 Irish) but the way his eyes go crazy when he yells is so eerily like my ex's that my 15 y/o daughter cannot even watch, unfortunately my 18 y/o loves the crapfest (Purportedly to point & laugh) even though she also agrees with her sister's assessment if Ronnie. He is a good looking guy but he's either an abuser or MTV edits the show to make him look like one.
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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
Why Florenc? You would have thought the producers would stick them in Napoli or Palermo.
Unbelievable. Snooki took that frowsy Crockodilly she humps on to Florence?
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
To Deb on immigration:
Your reasoning applies to ANY AND ALL immigrant populations -- not just Italians. in other words, to the whole of Canada, the US and Australia. The latter was a penal colony. My ancestors on the female side were destitute women forcibly put on ships to populate a new colony: New France. Irish, Swedish, Norwegian and German immigrants were either starving in their country or worshiping in ways deemed unacceptable by their countrymen. Jews from the lower classes were persecuted in Europe...
Point of the story: you don't chose to emigrate and move to another country unless you're pretty much at the bottom of the social scale with no hope of ever climbing up.
double gross!
Where's a dumping seagull when you need one...
when will these low life peices of trash 15 minutes be over already...they are all disgusing and make me never in my life set my baby toe in Joisey....everything about New Jersey seems trashy with these fucktards and the bitch housewife show based there...classless trash...all of them.
Wood Dragon, don't forget the people who WATCH this show. THEY are mostly to blame.
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Where to? Where do I go?
If you've never tried then you'll never know
How long do I have to climb
Up on the side of this mountain of mine?
For the crimes committed against humanity, the entire staff of MTV should be summarily lined up and shot. Anyone who has anything to do with this, and all the other unmitigated stinking garbage shit pile crap they broadcast and have the effrontery to call programming deserves to die.
I agree with lots of the comments. The fact that most of them are at least partly Italian shouldn't bother other Italians. Douchery exists in all countries!
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"These have always brought me luck."
These stronzis probably thing Duomo means Two Homos.
Ba-DUM!
But seriously, I am half Italian/Sicilian. My dad's grandparents came to the US in the early 1900's.
I spent 3 weeks in Rome and Florence in the mid-80's, and was astounded that the Italians there were as different from Philly/Jersey 'talians as could be.
Someone pointed out that the Italians with money and class had no need to immigrate to America. It actually makes sense. (Also most of the immigrants were from Naples and south, which is very different from Rome or Tuscany).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I actually can't hate on them. Unlike the NFL, they didn't kill the golden goose. Everybody except Angelina has a chance to set themselves up for life.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 4:04am.
Are any of the bitches even Italian or speak Italian? They're gonna stay long enough to infect a small town, and then expats like me will be hated even more because of their douchery!
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Snooki is Chilean and J-Woww's last name is "Farley". I'm guessing that the ones who are of Italian ancestry are at least 2-3 generations removed from anyone who actually lived in Italy. That's how it is for most people I know in this area, including me. Lots of Italian last names at school, but it's rare to meet anyone who speaks it fluently (I learned a little in college).
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 7:33pm.
With apologies to all italians, these are also the people who's favorite soap opera is the bold and the beautiful, the worst crapfest ever aired in the history of crapfests..
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so true,when ridge forrester visited Greece some years ago it was like the second coming of The Beatles people were losing their shit over him.I am a little ashamed now.
Are any of the bitches even Italian or speak Italian? They're gonna stay long enough to infect a small town, and then expats like me will be hated even more because of their douchery!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:48pm.
No wonder every other country hates Americans!
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I think this to myself on a daily basis. I should have been a loud mouth asshole. If I have a kid, I'm going to raise it to be a mouthy prick/bitch.
So these Philistines get to see Florence? I sometimes wish that I was born a loud, obnoxious piece of lowlife trash. That would have made my life so much easier.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
No wonder every other country hates Americans!
What a shame...American pop culture has now pooped on the pristine sidewalks of Italy.
Hopefully most of the crowd was there to jeer them not cheer.
Trash
Hopefully, Dante's Inferno will soon be open for business.
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GERONIMO!
They're in Florence, well they never did catch "The Monster of Florence" did they? Wasn't the monumental fuck up of that case which caused Amanda Knox's prosecutor to be investigated, punished and what drove him to get a conviction in the Knox case AT ANY COST?
Well maybe, just maybe these JS pieces of shit will bring "Il Monstro" out of retirement and every single one of those douches will return to the US in a bodybag.
PS- Ronnie reminds me of my ex-husband, most especially and exquisitely when he turns into an abusive monster and screams and insults Sammi, who in turn turns more and more pathetic by wanting him even more.
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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
Wow, all that money and these girls still look like they shop at Wet Seal. (Way) Obviously, money can't buy you class.
I'm not even making a joke of this, I'm being serious.
Is the Situation in his 40's?
He really looks old.
Also, he is not lifting up his shirt anymore, which probably means he's overindulging, which is the beginning of the end for him.
Or rather, the end of the beginning.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by stepha on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:22pm.
I'm Italian by injection and I lived in Italy for a decade. My husband is 100% Italian and he does not even consider them Italian. He never got offended when he watched the show. He believes they are not a disgrace to Italians, they are actually a disgrace for humanity. LOL!!!
In Corriere della Sera (the Northern Italian paper) they call them "i tamarri". It's a horrible way of being called a vulgar person, badly dressed, rude speaking, and quite stupid. Quite derogatory, it's often used to make fun of people. The word can't be translated directly but I for sure would not be happy is they called me a "tamarra"
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I am so with you on this.
Jersey Shore is not a show about Italians, it is a show about low-class, stupid, drunken pigs.
There are low-class, stupid, drunken pigs in every ethnic group.
Most of them are not even Italian, anyway. Or at least full Italian.
I'm Italian by injection and I lived in Italy for a decade. My husband is 100% Italian and he does not even consider them Italian. He never got offended when he watched the show. He believes they are not a disgrace to Italians, they are actually a disgrace for humanity. LOL!!!
In Corriere della Sera (the Northern Italian paper) they call them "i tamarri". It's a horrible way of being called a vulgar person, badly dressed, rude speaking, and quite stupid. Quite derogatory, it's often used to make fun of people. The word can't be translated directly but I for sure would not be happy is they called me a "tamarra"
"I was walkin' down the street / Concentratin' on truckin' right "
10CC - Dreadlock Holiday.
I see that [whichever channel produces this show] came through with a suitable donation to the Florentine mayor's favorite charity.
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80s flashback: Under the Milky Way
If The Sitch is going for Martina Navatrilova at Mardi Gras circa 1985, he has succeeded.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:11pm.
I predict Amanda Knox 2.0.
Italy's laws are draconian.
I suggest we trade the entire JS crew for her and call it a day.
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If that doesn't work, they could have the next season in Thailand. You know there's something interesting in at least one of their suitcases. It would be like Brokedown Palace, except the orange and hair spray would gradually wear off the girls the longer they were in prison until their lawyer no longer recognizes them.
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I was kinda hoping for Midnight Express...:)
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GERONIMO!