Botox Mom Has A Date With Child Protective Services

May 13, 2011 / Posted by:

UPDATE! Kerry Campbell, the crazy bitch mother who is turning her 8-year-old daughter into a tiny Nicole Kidman by killing her face nerves with Botox, will have to explain herself to Child Protective Services. The San Francisco Humane Agency said dozens of horrified people called them after Kerry went on Good Morning America and made no apologies for Botox-ing up her daughter’s face in the name of child pageant beauty. A rep for the SF Humane Agency told The San Francisco Chronicle: “It’s pretty unusual for a mom to be injecting an 8-year-old with Botox and certainly is grounds for an investigation.”

The moral of the story here is, don’t inject Botox into your 8-year-old daughter’s face. If you are going to inject Botox into your 8-year-old daughter’s face, don’t go on national television to brag about it. If you are going to go on national television to brag about it, don’t do yourself up like Supernanny thinking that it will make your wrong ass look like a gentle caretaker.

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