Afternoon Crumbs

May 13, 2011 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus and Tish Cyrus are giving you an impromptu gallery show of truly shittastic tattoos – Hollywood Tuna

Alex Pettyfer’s Thank You” crotch tattoo will finally get its big screen moment – Lainey Gossip

The only people who should undergo a mental health evaluation is the ones who pay $250 to see Brit Brit waves her hands and sort of move her lips – The Superficial

A court ruling has given a Brazilian woman the right to watch porn at work and do herself for 15 minutes every 2 hours. You probably read that sentence after using your 15 minute break to watch porn and do sex to yourself in your cubicle. I’ll get you the name of her lawyer. – Boston Barstool Sports

And something tells me, this Russian reporter prepared for this story by smoking up a little research in the break room – Towleroad

I thought this was Carmen Carrera for a quick second. No offense to Carmen Carrera. – Popoholic

Freddie Mercury would definitely take this mess as a compliment – The Daily What

Gisele Bundchen as you’ve never seen her! And by “never” I mean “always” – Just Jared

Bobbi Kristina’s in rehab too – Celebitchy

Let this video show you that in order to deal with an annoying motherfucker on K, you have to be on K yourself (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The time Orlando Bloom showed his devotion to Miranda Kerr by pissing in a bottle – Hollywood Rag

Celebrate Friday the 13th with 13 horrifying RPattz tattoos – Cityrag

Today is not the day I wanted to see denim wookie toe – ICYDK

MiserAlba’s pregnant ass is still in a two piece – Popsugar

Jake Shears‘ nalgas deserve their own Twitter page, but I can’t help but not be offended by his jockstrap. – OMG Blog

One of the Kings of Leon dudes got married – I’m Not Obsessed

Jane Fonda puts those young hos in Cannes to bed with her glamour – SOW

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