You Got Me This Time, Caca!
I have to give credit where credit is due. Lady Caca deserves to be knighted by the Empress of Lucite for putting my two favorite things together at last: penis and Lucite. The American Idol contestants got a priceless lesson in elegance last night when their mentor showed up wearing $4500 Lucite dildo heels from Void of Course. Heels that double as a sex toy make the world go 'round, so Caca gets nothing but praise from me. My only note is that the next time she wears these stunning dick heels in public, she might want to put a garter belt condom over each heel. You never know when a Hilton or a Travolta is waiting in the darkness, ready to wet hump on those Lucite peens.
TMZ says the producers of American Idol proved once again that they are all sorts of whack by censoring Caca's butt busting heels. Really, American Idol? You block the country from seeing these gorgeous works of art, yet you don't put a giant logo over the close-up of Caca looking like Pagliacci de Ville?
I'm going to suck on my tongue and focus on the positive. Thanks to Caca, I have met my future husband: the Lucite dick heels. I also feel better knowing that Enrique Iglesias' chewed off mole has found a good home.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango
$4,500? They better give me one hell of an orgasm.
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Right? LMAO. I always say stuff like that about expensive clothing items.
In this case, at least we can say that there is a decent chance of it, these shoes being anatomically correct and all...
Why do I know her? Why do we all know this bitch?
Why do I live in a world that hails this asshole as artsy? Why do people lose their shit for this...woman. Why can she not go back to being the plain old (brunette) Stephanie Joanne Germanotti on Long Island, get married and just...stop?
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
That posture and that profile...Quasicaca!
Big deal. Those are only like 5" heels.
wow you can fuck yourself with your shoes when you get horny.
GaGa's Collection d'Halloween is not arty, intellectual, creative, constructive, reflective or attractive but rather derivative, amateur, immature and ugly. The music industry must be desperate to back this shit and it's wearing thin.
All you would be Andrew Cunannans, Mark David Chapmans,Lee Harvey Oswalds,Sirhan Sirhans and John Wilkes Boothes PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME FORWARD AND HELP US PLEASE WE NEED YOU SO BADLY NOW PLEASE HELP US!!!!!!
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Handy for double pegging her little monsters.
Am I the only one seeing a bit of a Terri Nunn influence with the hair? Either way, she's becoming completely insufferable.
When will everyone finally realize that the Empress has no edge? The supposedly country "hick" kid she tried to counsel and coach last night on "AI" saw *right* through her act and seemed totally embarrassed for her. If she was truly avant-garde she would have kept her Anna Piaggi wannabe ass off of such a "pedestrian" show and gone clubbing.
She's annoying and needs to go away ASAP.
Oh, and take your shock-schlock gettups with you.
Oh my god! Whoever mentioned the film of the Witches is bang on. The first pic is the grand high witch sans fards. That film is TERRIFYING! Caca wishes she had that much impact.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Goddammit, don't tell me MK is crossing over to the lady cuntface side.
It really is the end of the world as we know it...but somehow...I FEEL FINE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0c6VnT-TLw&feature=player_embedded#at=13
I simply cannot decide if I like or don't like CaCa...I saw her HBO special and she was great...sarcastic, funny and sexy...but other times she is so freaking irritating...but as far as cutting edge...I would love to see her in a Prairie dress and pearls just to really shock people cause all the over the top fashion is just not freaking edgy anymore at all.
If she wasn't so damned f*ckin ugly I could probably let her slide with all the rest of her shit...No not really..
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
Holy hell, she looks like Gargamel in that side profile pic.
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Dark-sided!
I never realized how bucky she is till I saw that first picture. Wow.
I want to nibble that Oreo mini off her face.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Fugly looking troll.
Submitted by snowpiece:
last night all I could think was "why does she talk EXACTLY like Madonna?!?!?
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It's because that's who she's copying this month hon. She'll roll out the fake British accent next. Bitch has copied every major female singer from the last 15 years! Those fans who think she's original are just not educated about who came before this trick or they'd see it for themselves! We've got this bitch's number.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
I don't know why she got all the plastic surgery when she insists on lookng like some fucked up nuclear explosion victim. She's so hunched and she's always making her hands into weird claw shapes, does she have arthritis?
Did she have a stroke? Why does she talk like an annoying Jewish grandmother....
She's a pretty little thing!. What species is it?
sucky, well- you got that part right....lmao
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I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
Forget about Madonna, Lady Caca is looking more and more like RiffRaff, the hunchbacked bald dude from Rocky Horror Picture Show: http://www.google.nl/search?um=1&hl=nl&safe=off&biw=1297&bih=662&tbm=isc...
I agree with whoever asked when she started to sound like Madonna!! I don't even like Madge, but BITCH YOU ARE NOT MADONNA! You are a vulgar, copycat asshole!
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
I hate Gaga and her stupid ploys for attention. Her clothes are not 'artsy'. There is no rhyme or reason to the way she dresses and nothing particularly unique or weirdly beautiful about it. It's just fucking stupid shit. She wears ANYTHING that will get her attention. She doesn't give a shit about art or fashion; she just wants media coverage. Dumb.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
She's Catholic right?
Eurgh, even her Priest would have thought twice.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Ignore me.
Somebody punch her in the face! OMG what is her problem!
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Did she white-out her eyebrows and then draw ones further down? and what the hell are those pointy things on her cheeks??? I guess I'm not edgy or artsy-fartsy enough... I just don't get her.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 1:12pm.
seriously, when did beauty become not a personal opinion? I love when I am accused of being fat, jealous or gay when i think someone is unattractive.
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you must be poor then
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 1:12pm.
seriously, when did beauty become not a personal opinion? I love when I am accused of being fat, jealous or gay when i think someone is unattractive.
Word.
I WISH THIS WAS REALLY LADY GAGA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY8wkssW84s
..then i would like her.
God, looking at those shoes made me a little hot. My man needs to come home asap. Of course if I had those shoes I wouldn't need him. ;)
seriously, when did beauty become not a personal opinion? I love when I am accused of being fat, jealous or gay when i think someone is unattractive.
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I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
Submitted by ben_dover on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:54pm.
why is it that when i see lady gagsalot in the main pic or just any pic she reminds me of that movie The Witches
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hahahaha! "You may re-moof your gloves!!!!"
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
I give her zero points for wearing the dick pumps on American Idol. They invited her on to play the clown and she put on her paint and costume and performed like a good little girl. If she wanted to shock she would have shown up without the drag, run through her designated shit and critiqued the kids like a proper coach not seeking attention for themselves. If she had done that she would have pissed off the recording industry suits that do her marketing and the AI producers in a major way.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
She looks like those stuffed clown dolls you win at fairs. I have to check mine to see if it has I can fuck myself shoes.
*squeezes Sweetass in her nalga buns*
why is it that when i see lady gagsalot in the main pic or just any pic she reminds me of that movie The Witches
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:23pm.
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why would you need a sitter if you're actually at home watching the show?
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she lives with us, dear...and most of the time I'm cooking in the evening so by the time I'm done and we're eating, she's already selected the program we're watching.
that's how I got into So You Think You Can Dance, ABDC, A.I. and Dancing With The Stars because before her (and thus before kids) I wouldn't have been caught dead watching that dreck.
SYTYCD and ABDC aren't bad though...ABDC is actually really good.
Holy Dick-Shoes Batman!
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:45pm.
I can't hate. Those shoes are fabulous. I'll be even more impressed when she wears a pair of balls-deep shoes. They'll be flats, of course.
OMGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *crying*
WOOPS!! Sorry I put this in the wrong post...this was supposed to be put into the open post...quick give me something to say.....UHHHHH Her dildos are shiny?
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Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. -MK
I can't hate. Those shoes are fabulous. I'll be even more impressed when she wears a pair of balls-deep shoes. They'll be flats, of course.
Moved to the right post :) Gaga Is so very NOT attractive!
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Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. -MK
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:38pm.
Jacko would not hit it. Is there really any more to say?
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hahahahahahahahahahaha EXACTLY!!
*pinches yer bewbiez*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Call me when she makes a song that sounds different and original. The thing that bothers me is that she gives herself way too much credit....You are a Britney with elaborated clothes and make up Nothing we have all seen before.
The reason I find her unattractive is because she is so freaking starved for attention. It's a turn off, like a child jumping up and down screaming "Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!" yeah, different methods, but her face spikes and Pam Anderson's boobs and Lilo's duck lips all serve the same purpose. If desperation is the world's worst cologne, this trick could suffocate an entire elevator full of people with the fumes.
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