The Mystery Of Angelina's New Tattoo Solved With A Giant "DUH"
During an interview with Extra for Kung Fu Panda Express: Search for the Eternal Tangerine Chicken (or whatever the hell that shit is called), St. Angie Jo was asked about the greatest mystery since Flo Rida's hairline. Early last month, Brangeloonies everywhere stuck their eyeballs to their monitors when Angie was photographed with a 7th coordinates tattoo on her arm. Angie has the coordinates of the birthplaces of all of her chirruns tattooed on her skin twig, so some figured that a new member of the child army was about to get enlisted. But since most Brangeloonies of the highest order already have Brad's birthplace coordinates tattooed on their outer labia, they solved the mystery right away.
When dude asked Angie about it, a contorted look of HUH? took over her face. It's like he asked her to name a color other than black or beige. Or asked her what her shit smells like. Or asked her to explain what food is. You know, things she knows nothing about! But then she got it and answered the question with a subtle eye slap.
"Well, if they know that it's latitude and longitude they would have figured out quickly that it was Brad's birthplace. It doesn't take much investigation to figure that one out. It's Shawnee, Oklahoma."
Angie performed that quote for you at the 5:30 mark below. Skip to that mark if you don't want to listen to Jack Black and Angie Jo talk about cartoon animals like they're real-life people!
And here's Angie, Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman at the Panda Express photo call in Cannes today. It's a good thing that panda is fake, because if it wasn't it would definitely mistake Angie for a long piece of dried bamboo.
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So she's going to name her 7th kid Shawnee?
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
Oh, Jack Black. Why would you wear something like that to a photo shoot in Cannes? And standing next to St. Angie, tsk, tsk.
I think the coordinates are for the Land of Durr, where Brad comes from. If Angie has tattooed his coordinates on her arm, of course that means she's made a firm, total, forever commitment, just like with Billy B....oh, wait.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Jack:
I'm with you about Jack BLack. Don't get his appeal at all. He isn't funny.
She can't make a "huh" face anymore. Too much botox.
She's preggers again. Mark my words, bitches.
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I am not here to fight. I am here to make love.
Jack Black grates on my last nerve. When I look at Dustin Hoffman I stillll see Tootsie lol
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
She looks good. I wonder how much penance Jack Black had to pay for spilling about the twins during their PR tour for the last Kung Fu Panda movie.
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
she gives good face if you don't mind the mean reptilian vibe,but under the neck it's a fucking mess.
FUCK YOU ALL ~ I LOVE KUNG FU PANDA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You shut your filthy whore mouths about what might possibly be the greatest cinematic event of ALL TIME !!!
hee heee j/k -- but seriously .. my favorite film..
To her it's not much investigation, but Googling is too much effort for these two and their boring shenanigans.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Angie is getting fat just standing next to Jack Black. She better run away quick!
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Wow she gained a little weight, she looks good
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"I do not drink, do drugs, or lie" --Lindsay Lohan 2007
She actually looks like an approachable person in these pictures.
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It's not that serious.
She looks pretty there *slaps self*
I would die of embarassment if I had to go to Cannes and talk about my animated crap sequel in the midst of REAL films and filmmakers. Gah. That must suck.
But then again for a couple of million dollars, I'd do pretty much anything.
"It's a good thing that panda is fake, because if it wasn't it would definitely mistake Angie for a long piece of dried bamboo."
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Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!