The Mystery Of Angelina's New Tattoo Solved With A Giant "DUH"

During an interview with Extra for Kung Fu Panda Express: Search for the Eternal Tangerine Chicken (or whatever the hell that shit is called), St. Angie Jo was asked about the greatest mystery since Flo Rida's hairline. Early last month, Brangeloonies everywhere stuck their eyeballs to their monitors when Angie was photographed with a 7th coordinates tattoo on her arm. Angie has the coordinates of the birthplaces of all of her chirruns tattooed on her skin twig, so some figured that a new member of the child army was about to get enlisted. But since most Brangeloonies of the highest order already have Brad's birthplace coordinates tattooed on their outer labia, they solved the mystery right away.

When dude asked Angie about it, a contorted look of HUH? took over her face. It's like he asked her to name a color other than black or beige. Or asked her what her shit smells like. Or asked her to explain what food is. You know, things she knows nothing about! But then she got it and answered the question with a subtle eye slap.

"Well, if they know that it's latitude and longitude they would have figured out quickly that it was Brad's birthplace. It doesn't take much investigation to figure that one out. It's Shawnee, Oklahoma."

Angie performed that quote for you at the 5:30 mark below. Skip to that mark if you don't want to listen to Jack Black and Angie Jo talk about cartoon animals like they're real-life people!

And here's Angie, Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman at the Panda Express photo call in Cannes today. It's a good thing that panda is fake, because if it wasn't it would definitely mistake Angie for a long piece of dried bamboo.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 8:11am.

Shit a brick! look at those giant hands on her

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 8:10am.

2 deep 4 me

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 8:09am.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:37am.
Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:11am.
I don't find Adam Sandler funny either and I know I'm in the huge minority with that one.

He is the LEAST funny, most fucking irritating asswipe actor ever.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 8:07am.

Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:11am.
I don't find Adam Sandler funny either and I know I'm in the huge minority with that one.

He is the LEAST funny, most fucking irritating asswipe actor ever.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 8:00am.

Aw, Angie's face looks like she took a nap! Her body is disgusting though. How do you "chase after 6 kids" and have "crazy acrobatic sex" and have zero muscle tone? Her calves are practically concave. Blech.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:59am.

I'm wondering the same thing I wondered during the first Kung Fu Panda premiere. Where is Lucy Lui?

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:58am.

I used to love Adam Sandler on SNL, and I saw his show before he hit it "big" but he has gotten progressivly more annoying and less funny.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:56am.

poocheroo for realz! was that Andy Cohen?

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:55am.

sweaty eye popped junkie.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:55am.

Submitted by HolyMoses on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 8:50am.
At least she's wearing neutrals here, but I think it's time that Angie cut her hair and did something a little different with her look. The Elvira look is starting to get a little tired.
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Since Jennifer Aniston cut her hair a few months ago, I think Angie has to wait five years before she steals it. Isn't that the timeline?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:54am.

Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:11am.
I don't find Adam Sandler funny either and I know I'm in the huge minority with that one.
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This may the first time we do not agree. :P
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:57am.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:13am.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:07am.
Can't stand Jack Black. One of the most annoying movie scenes ever is the video store scene in "The Holiday". I'd include a youtube link but I'm not that much of a sadist.

hahaha. Yes. But parts of that movie were sweet as heck--small parts.
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Rusty - I liked the scenes with Kate Winslet and the elderly neighbor, those were cute. But Jack Black and Cameron Diaz are too over-the-top to be subjected to in the same movie.

ETA for spelling - haven't had my coffee yet.
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Submitted by Goldigga on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:53am.

Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:11am.

I don't find Adam Sandler funny either and I know I'm in the huge minority with that one.
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I'm with you. I cant stand that man child act!

Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:52am.

She has a penchant for emeralds. So do I. Her ring and bracelet are beautiful. Lucky bitch.

Submitted by Ding_Dong on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:52am.

trashy trashy tattoo. Figure though she would get something stupid like this

Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:51am.

tattoos are so fucking stupid...

Submitted by spankypants on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:50am.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 8:27am.

It's latitude and longitude of where she buried Brad's balls.
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:48am.

Ellie May
hair extensions give body so maybe that

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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:47am.

That panda is giving me the sessy wink or somethin'

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:47am.

She looks genuinely happy for a change. Happiness always makes a person look better.

Submitted by Ellie May on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:44am.

Is she wearing a weave? Her hair looks good here. Recently her hair has been so awful looking. Most times she looks bald in the front and then in Salt & The Tourist when she was skeletal, she wore awful wigs. Is this a good wig?

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:43am.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:07am.
Can't stand Jack Black. One of the most annoying movie scenes ever is the video store scene in "The Holiday". I'd include a youtube link but I'm not that much of a sadist.

hahaha. Yes. But parts of that movie were sweet as heck--small parts.

Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:41am.

I don't find Adam Sandler funny either and I know I'm in the huge minority with that one.

Submitted by putas on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:39am.

Ahahaha! That fat spinster Kaiser over at Celbitchy will be all over this in 3..2..1...muahaha

AngiJo seemed a little excessively cunty here! Not even hiding it. Wow. Vicious. I know the interviewer was fawning but wowza. And she is the perfect example of shapeless overly long hair making you look spent. CUt THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING CARTOON!

Submitted by grommet on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:38am.

She could use a trim. Other than that I have nothing bitchy to say. This is the best she's looked in a while.

I also think she might be pregnant but it's hard to say because that could just be a bad dress.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:37am.

Her expression!!!! LOL. Smug bitchiness coupled with imma shank this reporter with a touch of wtf. Cannot stand Jack Black.

"as am I..."

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:37am.

Cant' stand Jack Black. One of the most annoying movie scenes ever is the video store scene in "The Holiday". I'd include a youtube link but I'm not that much of a sadist.
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Submitted by poocheroo on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:35am.

Jeee-zuss. The interviewer was the one who was gnawing on my last nerve with his incessant gushing and fuckhead questions. I feel like if the camera panned over to him we would see him furiously jerking off.

Submitted by LettucePrey on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:34am.

from athens...."reptilian." YES....to me, it's those crocodile teefs....for real.

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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:33am.

Thumbnail #2 ... looks miserable and thick in the middle. The dress she wore has a purpose .. to cover up her mid section. Guarantee she's preggo. The way she answered the question about having a football team ... she gave a sly " we're on our way" response. I'd bet money.

Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:32am.

About the tat, I thought that was clarified a couple of months ago.
Just another way of keeping Brad from running off from the insanity that is living with St. Angie.

About Jack Black, how sad is it that your only hit movie in the last 5 years has been a cartoon.

About Kung Fu Panda, I actually liked the the first movie. *s*
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Submitted by yummy_pizza on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:30am.

Add me to the list of Jack Black haters.

DO NOT UNDERSTAND his appeal. He is NOT funny. I absolutely love comedy, and comedy he is not.

And I don't get why everyone creamed their panties for School of Rock. Shit was not funny, not cute, and the music was not great. But people love it! Why?

Submitted by Smokey Kitteh on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:30am.

She looks very beautiful here for a 50 yr old.

Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:24am.

ok you see I never had made fun of angelina's arms or legs because I have long skinny arms and they are kind of veiny,
I also know a girl who is 5'9" and weighted about 100 lbs, and I am looking and Anjie's legs and damn, she is malnourished thumbnail 2, and you guys think she gained weight?
I am 5'7" 130lb or 125 not sure
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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:28am.

What a puss face. She acts like people actually looked close enough to decipher the letters/numbers on her arm. Answer the damn question without being smug! You put it on your arm - and you expect people not to comment on it? I cant stand the way she always looks like she's trying sooo hard to be prim and proper. It's a real effort and it shows.

Also - what's up with looking up to the "bad guys and villains"? It really speaks volumes about her character and what she stands for. She's a walking contradiction. She has a dark side that she seems to try and cover up with this need to help the misfortunate in 3rd world countries.

Submitted by HolyMoses on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:20am.

At least she's wearing neutrals here, but I think it's time that Angie cut her hair and did something a little different with her look. The Elvira look is starting to get a little tired.

http://www.exposay.com/elvira-dream-halloween/p/14743/1/?f=Elvira

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:17am.

I couldn't stand Jack Black the first time I saw him on TV... he was one of the guys that worked behind the counter of some store Elaine went to in the "Festivus" episode of Seinfeld. He had this long, fuzzy ass hair....

And I agree, I have no clue how this slack jawed, unfunny, 12 sandwich eatin motherfucker still gets jobs.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:17am.

That was a little cunty.

And for the record, I can't stand her voice either!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:14am.

i think she looks pretty here too.

add me to TEAM NO JACK BLACK
but I have friends who actually find him SEXY!!!! ???????

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Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:14am.

Angie's face looks good but she has old lady figure
I want to punch Jack Black in the face
Dustin Hoffman reminds me of my dad and he was standing behind me at a store one time making jokes, seems like a nice guy.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:07am.

The fact that Jack Black still gets plum acting roles is mystifying. He literally can't act and just plays himself (a not too funny, not interesting person) in every movie.

Submitted by yummy_pizza on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:05am.

Gah! All these CGI animated films suck so hard. Especially the ones by Dreamworks. They too heavily rely on pop culture references to be funny for adults, however, like Family Guy, those references usually have NOTHING to do with the story.

Pixar is okay though. But I miss the days of 2D animation.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:04am.

Wasn't this "mystery" solved a few months ago? She's so painfully thin.

Submitted by Goldigga on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:03am.

You know the press will just come up with another explanation...."She must be pregnant and is planning to give birth in Shawnee / Adopting a child from there"

Submitted by yummy_pizza on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:02am.

She actually looks pretty in that photo. She usually looks like shit to me.

Submitted by Athina on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:01am.

Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 8:23am.
Jack:
I'm with you about Jack BLack. Don't get his appeal at all. He isn't funny.

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I don't get the appeal of Jack Black either. He looks like someone who should be working in a call center somewhere helping people fix their computer problems, not someone who should be in movies.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 6:59am.

Angie is getting fat just standing next to Jack Black. She better run away quick!

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Submitted by Athina on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 6:58am.

Oh shit, it's an Angelina posting. Queue people losing their shit in 3-2-1...

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 6:57am.

It's latitude and longitude of where she buried Brad's balls.

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