The Mystery Of Angelina's New Tattoo Solved With A Giant "DUH"
During an interview with Extra for Kung Fu Panda Express: Search for the Eternal Tangerine Chicken (or whatever the hell that shit is called), St. Angie Jo was asked about the greatest mystery since Flo Rida's hairline. Early last month, Brangeloonies everywhere stuck their eyeballs to their monitors when Angie was photographed with a 7th coordinates tattoo on her arm. Angie has the coordinates of the birthplaces of all of her chirruns tattooed on her skin twig, so some figured that a new member of the child army was about to get enlisted. But since most Brangeloonies of the highest order already have Brad's birthplace coordinates tattooed on their outer labia, they solved the mystery right away.
When dude asked Angie about it, a contorted look of HUH? took over her face. It's like he asked her to name a color other than black or beige. Or asked her what her shit smells like. Or asked her to explain what food is. You know, things she knows nothing about! But then she got it and answered the question with a subtle eye slap.
"Well, if they know that it's latitude and longitude they would have figured out quickly that it was Brad's birthplace. It doesn't take much investigation to figure that one out. It's Shawnee, Oklahoma."
Angie performed that quote for you at the 5:30 mark below. Skip to that mark if you don't want to listen to Jack Black and Angie Jo talk about cartoon animals like they're real-life people!
And here's Angie, Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman at the Panda Express photo call in Cannes today. It's a good thing that panda is fake, because if it wasn't it would definitely mistake Angie for a long piece of dried bamboo.
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Cool Tattoos:)
Why do people just bother to guess about her tattoos? It's so pathetic. Angie's got some really great tattoos. Some really really great ones. Angelina Jolie Tattoos Reviews can be found in most of the celebrity reviewing sites. Just check in there.
Wow,
you just wanna slap her smug oily over-botoxed face.
Her face looks gorgeous. It's almost as if she ate a sandwich...until you look at her legs.
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Well that's a sure sign that relationship will end soon....it's like a guarantee they'll break up if she got a tattoo about him
she seems to be perplexed at her own tattoo like the dude is explaining it to her and shes like: AH? UH? that shits dumb as fuck!
Angelina's had a ton of work done ~ good job doc ~ but she comes off as a lot less than perfect in reel time. The camera loves her in stills. She also seems to be a crashing bore. She gives good face but I could only watch a little of that because my eyelids began to droop.
Im going to say this then run and duck. She looks really good and cheerful, and like she really enjoys Jack Blacks company and friendship. I wonder if they did it.
This is one of the very few times I've thought she was pretty.
*makes noose out of old Dlisted threads*
Jack Black was funny for about five minutes.
Unfortunately he only has the one joke and it's on a continual loop - just in a different costume.
Co-sign precociousmagpie - Dustin Hoffman is always good.
Like a fine old wine. *slurp, slurp*
She is a thumping bore.
What a snotty bore.
Duh, if it's latitude and longitude, first one would have to give a fuck, second get close enough to her to read/copy it down, and finally look it up. Must be grand to have endless time on your hands.
I liked Angelina better during her Billy Bob Thornton days .. when she was a real FUUHH-REAK.
Blood vial necklace and making out with James Haven and all that.
Nowadays.. she's got the Gwynnie P patented stuck-up-her-own-ass vibe .....
Whoa - that is the first time I have ever seen her speak candidly. WHAT A SNORE! It's like she's on tranquilizers. And I love how, in the beginning, she simply nods assent when the interviewer says she looks beautiful, instead of saying thank you. But she looks like a reanimated dead thing to me. Not only is Jack Black the funniest person in the room, but the most compelling, interesting, and yes - attractive.
I so totally would. I bet he would fuck with enthusiasm and imagination. After hitting it from behind, he'd probably say something funny, which would make you laugh, which would then make you honk out a queef, and then you'd both laugh your asses off. Sign me up.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
The tattoo was already explained here, http://dlisted.com/node/41474
Maybe I read dlisted too much?
Also I don't get all the Jack Black hate. He is totally fuckable.
Plus I think he embodied weird fakey Hollywood cheese/charm in The Holiday. I don't know if it was intentional or not, but I think it worked as much as anything in that weird movie.
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Angie Ho's legs are fucking hilarious. And her tattoos are retarded.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:34am.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:29am.
*sigh* I love Dustin Hoffman. He can do no wrong.
Wait: What about his recent turn in The Fockers IV or whatever?
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I <3 Jack Black but I'd rather take a chance on "Everything Must Go" with Will Farrell.
Her body is all kinds of wrong! And her face...ugh! she's looking dried up and mummified. GAG, she's a doggy style only ride, but she doesn't have much tail either.
Why the hey is she still considered one of the sexist women?!
Bet when Brad is rattling Angie's bones he's dreaming of former hot flames, Christina Applegate anyone?
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Angie Jo is looking pretty good here. My first thought was 'homegirl is knocked up'. She's got a glow going on. She's still an obnoxious bitch who sells her kids out for a quick buck though.
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DWM, if you are still here, I'm putting together my list of questions for Kelly: what year did she have her gender reassignment surgery, how many inches apart are her breastices, how jealous of bethannys $120 million is she, is she going back to scary island this season (hint: she's there permanently)
Angie looks so....dead
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When did Cannes turn into a joke? I thought it was supposed to be for "serious" international movies not sequels to Hollywood animation flicks and Kardassian/Hilton sightings.
@K2 - her efforts to "help" other people benefit HER much more than they do anyone else. She just throws money around, which takes no effort for her. She bought the kids she didn't give birth (birf?) to, and does all this humanitarian shizz for PUBLICITY. It is ALL PR.
There is no side other than a dark one for her. There is no real altruism here. Behind closed doors she hands those kids over to a team of nannies, you can be sure of that.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 8:02am.
But then again for a couple of million dollars, I'd do pretty much anything.
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Remove the word "million" and you are talking about most dlisters.
She's so bony, ugh.
Well the tattoo re: her current guy on her arm worked well for her in the past, no? When she was Mrs. Billy Bob?
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:37am.
Okay, confession...I kinda sorta maybe liked Kung Fu Panda. Just a little bit.
It was good enough, maybe 7/10.
I just found it really suspect that it's a movie about KUNG FU, set in the EAST, and yet the only ASIAN actor to get a voice role was given the part of the baboon who only got TWO LINES in the whole movie and was the token CLOWN.
Ian McShane was great as the villain, whatever his name was.
When you're with one man long enough you realize he is in fact one of your children so it makes senses she put him on her arm!
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Is it just me or does Angie's voice remind you of someone...? Like if I close my eyes and really listen all I can think is Michael Jackson.
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Gah, she's so boring in every way.
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Douchechill!
Jack's clearly annoyed with her disgusting heroin addict ass. Can you feel the fucking ice between them? He's TRYING SO HARD.
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Oh, goodie!
Now, perhaps we can solve the mystery of Veinzilla.
Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:58am.
Snowy, oooo , I didn't listen to it but that makes sense. Crazy Kelly is on wwh tonight!
oh hell this is gonna be good.
We should start inundating Miss Andy with questions from dlisters.... What color straight jacket does kelly have? When does she take her pills and is she willing to share?
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Can't stand Angie Jo...love her emeralds, though.
Can't stand Jack Black...love the movie "The Holiday" though.
Never seen Kung Fu Panda...never will.
Okay, confession...I kinda sorta maybe liked Kung Fu Panda. Just a little bit.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:29am.
*sigh* I love Dustin Hoffman. He can do no wrong.
Wait: What about his recent turn in The Fockers IV or whatever?
She could be preggers, but honestly, I think she's just wearing a horribly unflattering dress. The pleating around the waist makes her look big in that area, and she's not. This dress on the average woman would look even worse.
I'm just glad my son is now a teenager so I don't have to go see all these obnoxious animated movies anymore!
*sigh* I love Dustin Hoffman. He can do no wrong.
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I am not an Angie hater or anything but damn, sunlight is not her friend.
She seems so insufferable here, the giant, over-exaggerated "HUH?" face when asked about her tattoo, just like people who can't wait to yell that they NEVER watch TV, or get pop figures names wrong on purpose-they must make it crystal clear how above it all they are.
And, "now my hero is Gertrude Bell..." sorry, barf.
This time I'm kinda Team Angie cuz WTF? HOW DID YOU GUYS EVEN NOTICE THAT!?!
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:27am.
Yes, Kate and Eli Wallach. Also liked the scenes where Jude Law introduces Diaz to his girls. And the lovely, snowy English countryside. (Some reviewer said "like a Beatrice Potter book.")
Snowy, oooo , I didn't listen to it but that makes sense. Crazy Kelly is on wwh tonight!
This movie again? My girls wouldn't watch this crap and they'll watch just about anything.
Wow, she has those skinny skinny limbs and a thick waist. What's up with that?
lol I know Daisy, but the fawning voice reminded me of him
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Silly Snowy,
Andy Cohen wouldn't jerk off to Angie! Anderson
Cooper, Mark Conseulos, Crispy Rinaldo, Giggy...yes but not Angie!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:39am.
Awwww, Lucy, and I thought we were so compatible!!!
What a shame; we'll just have to keep it strictly kinky!
Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:22am.
She has a penchant for emeralds. So do I. Her ring and bracelet are beautiful. Lucky bitch.
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Agree, these are some huge stunning emeralds Angie is wearing.
Notice that in thumb #10 where she has her claw on Jack Black's shoulder, her fingers are so bony that the big rock is hanging on her knuckle.