Looking Good, Jason, Looking Good

May 12, 2011 / Posted by:

Brit Brit could use a fine dusting of White Cheddar Cheetos dust to dilute the naranja grease and I wouldn’t be mad at her if she let a baby possum eat a few hairs from her brows, but her weave looks fresh out of the plastic bag so I’m going to move on to her boyfriend Jason Trawick.

We’ve all said that Jason looks like if Sam Trammell tried to shapeshift into a sea turtle and got stuck halfway, but I’ve always been on the fence about him. And not in a “shimmy my ass on a fence” kind of way. I mean in a “would or wouldn’t” kind of way. But after staring at these pictures of him escorting Brit Brit to a benefit for the St. Bernard Project in L.A. last night, I can say with complete confidence that I would.

But this is coming from a bitch who winks on the inside whenever a skinny junkie on the Bowery asks me if I’ve got a dollar for them in my pocket. Because if anybody looks like he’s on his way to a morning job interview set up by his methadone clinic counselor, it’s Jason Trawick! Yes, definitely would and I might even give him a pocket dollar afterward.

And at that Hurricane Katrina benefit last night, Brit Brit and Jason were joined by: Kelly Osbourne, Bristol Palin’s face idol, Taryn Manning and Hilary Duff.

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