Leonardo DiCatchaho Is Back Out On The Prowl

Every few months, every major modeling agency in the world sends Leonardo DiCaprio a little “reminder card” letting him know that it’s been a while since he stopped by their office to check out all their new models. It’s just a little wink. Like most of us do with those annoying reminder notices from our dentists (or the free clinic in my case), Leo throws them into el garbage. But I guess all those reminder notices started to put thoughts into his head because he has split up with Bar Refaeli for the 412,987th time!

Page Six reports that nothing dramatic was the cause of Leo and Bar ending their on-and-off five year long relationship. They’re both kind of over it and would rather spend their time doing work shit than doing each other. A source added, “Neither were ready to settle down, and both have busy careers that have been taking them in different directions.”

People is also echoing Page Six and confirming with their own source that Leo and Bar are over it.

So if you’re a bikini model with at least one Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated credit on your resume, submit your application and portfolio to The Leonardo DiCatchaho Agency. Or you can try out for an upcoming season of America’s Next Top Model since I’m sure the prize package will include one date with Leonardo.

And will somebody please tell Blake Lively’s dumb ass to take her application back, because her little Chanel handbag campaign does not count as bikini modeling. There are rules and regulations that must be followed, Blake!