Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 12, 2011 / Posted by:

Danielle Delnnocentes, a woman who cries for all of us today! Dallas has been blessed with the Temple of Edible Ecstasy that is In-N-Out and Danielle, who grew up in California, couldn’t believe it! Danielle talked about In-N-Out the way some talk about true love, a unicorn kitten who burps up rainbows or a 9″inch peen that burps up rainbows. But In-N-Out is more magical than those three things and Danielle knows this. “I kept saying all night, ‘Pinch me, it doesn’t feel real!’ It felt real in there. I’m crying again!,” said Danielle as she held back tears.

Danielle lives five minutes away from the second coming of Jesus, but she still held on to the wrapper for a memento. If you don’t keep your In-N-Out wrappers and cuddle with them in bed like a baby blanket, then there really is something wrong with you.

Today, Danielle is our American hero! The bald eagle can take the day off, because Danielle Delnnocentes crying tears over In-N-Out is our America!

And we all weep (for totally different reasons, I’m guessing).

via Buzzfeed

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