Afternoon Crumbs

May 12, 2011 / Posted by:

Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress would look much better if it time traveled back to the 1960s and made a new home for itself on Mamie Eisenhower’s body – The Berry

Fishsticks Paltrow flaunts her chest gills in France – Lainey Gossip

Is Amber Rose trying to say that Kanye West’s dick is in lower case instead of ALL CAPS? – The Superficial

Attack of a three headed Caca in V Magazine (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The True Blood trailer teases you with Alcide’s action figure six-pack – Towleroad

How long before a homeless woman donates her own bra to Lindsay Lohan’s nipples? – Hollywood Tuna

Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen go public or something – Just Jared

Black plastic nerd glasses have found a new victim: George Michael Celebitchy

But where is the Slim Jim floss? – The Daily What

Attention! The new way of spelling mess is: V-A-N-E-S-S-A-H-U-D-G-E-N-S Popoholic

WOO HOO! The Droopy Dog of Orange County has a new man! – ICYDK

Hanksy Wuz Here – Cityrag

ASkars and his friends are giving us looks like they can hear me screaming “KISS! KISS! MOUTH! TONGUE!” from there – Popsugar

Pussy needs lube – OMG Blog

Poor Rio – Hollywood Rag

Joyce DeWitt looks like shit – I’m Not Obsessed

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