Here’s the trailer for Horrible Bosses, which is sort of like if 9 to 5 ate too much online Viagra and didn’t mind at all that a Bachman-Turner Overdrive 8-track got stuck in its orange Camaro. It stars Jason Bateman, Kevin Spacey, a fugged up Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston as a horny dentist who eats raw hot dogs in black lingerie. FINALLY! It’s nice to see Jennifer Aniston play a character I can relate to (because I eat raw hot dogs in black panties all the time). But I’m sure her character will still end up falling in love with one of those dudes at the end and they’ll kiss in front of a sunset as an old Dionne Warwick song plays. It’s The Aniston way!
And I’m guessing this movie takes place in a world where the words “I QUIT THIS BITCH” don’t exist.