The hat that looks like two bitchy sperm fishes fighting about who gets to fertilize the egg is heading for eBay! The Original Fergie tells Oprah (in an interview airing today) that her daughter Princess Bea is donating the Philip Treacy-designed fascinator (drop the “f” and that’s my fantasy bath house nickname) she wore to the Royal Wedding to charity. The Aretha Franklin hat of 2011 can be yours! From People:
“She’s putting it up on eBay to auction it for UNICEF and for children in crisis,” Beatrice’s mother, Duchess Sarah Ferguson, announced Wednesday during an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show.
No, UNICEF does not stand for: Urstruly Needs Immediate Cash Endorsements Forreal. And I don’t think Fergie’s nickname for her offshore account is “children.” I think she’s really donating it to charity!
In the same interview, Fergie said that she went to Thailand during the Royal Wedding, because she sad that she wasn’t invited. Fergie said that she understood that her con man ways cost her an invitation, but she was still sad, “It was so difficult. Because I wanted to be there with my girls and to — and to be getting them dressed and to go as a family.”
Well, the molded vomit mess on Princess Bea’s head made all of us rolls our eyes and laugh to keep from heaving, so it was just like Fergie herself was there top of her daughter’s head!