Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 11, 2011 / Posted by:

A new lawsuit obtained by TMZ alleges “An A-list celebrity of substantial fame internationally” knowingly exposed a sex partner to the herpes virus. But here’s the rub — the suit doesn’t name the celeb. According to the suit, the plaintiff — who also is not named — met the celebrity in Las Vegas April 1. The suit claims the celeb — a male who is worth in excess of $100 million — “entered into a nefarious plot designed to lure Plaintiff into his luxurious hotel room to serve his prurient desires.”

The suit claims the celeb told the plaintiff he had “no venereal diseases.” At that point, they watched porn and engaged in “mutual oral copulation, mutual self-gratification, rubbing and massaging each other, play-wrestling, licking and (unprotected) intercourse.” And, it was all videotaped!

According to the lawsuit, filed by attorney Keith Davidson, it didn’t end well, because the plaintiff contracted herpes. The suit claims the celeb knew all along he had herpes and lied to the plaintiff in order to satisfy his desires.

The plaintiff — not identified as either a man or a woman — is suing for more than $20 million. (TMZ)

Is it wrong of me to say that I might not be opposed to joining Parasite Hilton in the Valtrex line if I got $20 million for it? We’ll ponder this later, now on to the guesses!

CinemaCon and the Academy Country Music Awards both went down in Las Vegas around April 1st. That leaves tons of possibilities, but I’ve narrowed it down to these 6 who were all in Las Vegas around that time:

Jamie Foxx, Michael Jordan, Tyler Perry, Vin Diesel, Hugh Jackman or Colin Farrell? I’ll throw in John Travolta, George Clooney and Tommy Cruise, because why not?

The wrestling play and side-by-side fapping leads me to believe that this is some good old-fashioned gay sex, so I’m going to narrow down my guesses even further to: Vin Diesel, Hugh Jackman, Tyler Perry or John Travolta?

At a recent music event, this star spent some time regaling a group of guys with bawdy stories about his love life. There was a lot of macho posturing and laughing going on until someone asked him about a married celebrity with whom he had been rumored to have had a steamy affair.

Star’s tone immediately changed from jovial to bitter. “I wouldn’t know, because apparently it didn’t happen… according to her. Yeah, it didn’t happen 4, 5, 6, 7 times for about a year… according to her. According to her, we’re not even acquaintances.”

At this point, someone on his management team stepped in to the conversation, loudly claiming that it was time to go, but Star just couldn’t stop talking. “And, since I don’t know her, I also can’t comment on how much of a cum freak she is. I’m just assuming that she is. I’m also assuming that underneath there’s a lot of kink going on.”

Star was then forcibly pulled away by his management, but on his way out the door, he couldn’t resist turning around with one last comment. “Oh, and another thing… if my cock wanted a porn star experience, she would be the one to call. Because I’ll bet she also has no gag reflex. Just a hunch.” (Blind Gossip)

John Mayer and Giada de Laurentiis? Exhibit: A

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