Afternoon Crumbs
A picture is worth a thousand flailing OMGGURLITSOBAMAOMGGURLs – The Daily What
Isabella Cruise’s options were to either be an apprentice at Katie’s fashion label or work as janitor at Tommy Girl’s dungeon. She made the right choice. – Lainey Gossip
Benjamin Millepied is an over-the-top French cunt who is as humorless as he is melodramatic. I think I’m in love. – The Superficial
James Franco is trolling us by casting not-so-pretty Val Lauren to play extra-pretty Sal Mineo – Towleroad
The media is really trying to make Pippa happen – Celebitchy
Katie Price SANS FARDS (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
“I had a perfectly lovely evening meal of dolphin eggs and flax seed crumpets with my good friend Gwendolyn Stefani Rossdale…” – the next edition of GOOP – Just Jared
How to make Midori look like the opposite of delicious – Hollywood Tuna
That scared ass little boy on the t-shirt in the back is saying it all – Popoholic
Cam Gigandet or Mexican street hustler? – The Berry
Taylor and Russell Armstrong have not split up – ICYDK
Rachel McAdams wearing the losing dress in Project Runway’s Carrie prom look challenge – Popsugar
Gay Fish won’t swim out of his pineapple under the sea for less than $800,000 a gig – Celebslam
I didn’t know my mother let RiRi borrow the white cotton beach dress she bought in Tijuana for three bills – Hollywood Rag
Caught in the act – Cityrag
Will Lady CaCa please move to her left so the pap can focus on her hot bodyguard? – I’m Not Obsessed
And Divine Brown would make the best guest star goddess ever – SOW