Will Fast Five Sweep The Oscars Next Year?
Fast Five has made over $100 million at the box, is already the #1 movie of 2011 and Vin Diesel is so proud of it that he believe some of his co-workers might be fingering Oscar next year. This is what Vin told The Los Angeles Times about Fast Five's Oscar chances.
"I wouldn't be surprised if there is some Oscar talk around this. I don't know, maybe I'm just biting off what some guy from Channel 7 thought. But sooner or later, people are gonna say, 'Wait a minute, just because they are for the working class doesn't mean they're not great.'"
Spoken like a dude who inhaled more than exhaled while surrounded by exhaust fumes on the set. YES! I like the way Vin Diesel thinks. And I put on my Vin Diesel brain for a quick second to predict 2011's nominees:
Best Picture
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Fast Five
Prom
Red Riding Hood
Season of the Witch
Best Actor
Nicolas Cage, Drive Angry
Nicolas Cage, Season of the Witch
Vin Diesel, Fast Five
Kevin James, Zookeeper
Paul Walker, Fast Five
Best Actress
Justin Bieber, Never Say Never
Jordana Brewster, Fast Five
Vanessa Hudgens, Beastly
Lindsay Lohan, TMZ's Live Streams
Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
The Academy has been whispering that Kevin James is long overdue for an Oscar, but I still think Vin's chances are looking good!
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LOLLLL Best Actress Justin Bieber, Never Say Never
anyway methinks Vin Diesel has taken too many roids that not only has it shrunk his junk, it has shrunk his brains too.
Dwayne Johnson is sex on legs. That is all.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Don't get it twisted, tho. Fast Five aint winning shit.
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Excellent, I was hoping you'd say that, because I haven't gone balls out crazy in a long time, and that's my favorite kind of crazy.-Veronica Palmer
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 2:18pm.
Am I the only one that thinks that Vin Diesel and The Rock had crazy sexual tension between them? Haha I totally thought they should have kissed at the end to get it over with.
I liked the movie :)
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First, YES, I totally thought Vinn was gonna do one of those sessy we're fighting but I'm gonna grab the back of your head and soul kiss you till your toes curl thing when they were throwing down. It made me kinda warm down there.
Second, fuck the haters, I fucking LOVED this movie. I am a film snob sometimes, and am more likely to watch a Fellini than a Bay movie, however, escapism is escapism, and they did that shit right. It was exciting, funny, and never ever took itself so seriously that they didn't know what the film was. It was fun. Jordana Brewster can suck my nuts tho, she sucks overall.
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Excellent, I was hoping you'd say that, because I haven't gone balls out crazy in a long time, and that's my favorite kind of crazy.-Veronica Palmer
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 2:54pm.
How many times do I need to see men chase each other around on foot and in a seemingly infinite variety of machines while simultaneously exploding anything in the vicinity? HOW MANY TIMES?!?!
I think that's a normal weekend at MK's house!!
sadly, I went to this last night....a friend had free tickets and sadly this was the best option...
after just smoking a fat blunt, usually movies entice me...this movie tranquilized me within 35 min...
'Best Actress
Justin Bieber, Never Say Never'
hahahahaha! Beliebers will either be pissed or genuinely think the Biebs has a real chance.
Beliebers are stoopid.
hahaaaa loved it,LOL.Oh MK how funny can one man be????
Pia Zadora, Julia Roberts, it could happen and he knows it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What is this Fast Five I keep seeing everywhere? Is it that good or is so bad it's good?
Earth to Vin: the Oscar Academy doesn't nominate movies like Fast Five or actors like you. You'll have to be satisfied with your movie making tons of money.
He was probably joking, but in any case, Vin Diesel is a smart guy, I'm serious. He is typecasted and limited by his voice and appearance, but those of you saying he's he has no personality have obviously never seen much of him besides his car-go-fast movies.
I haven't been to the movies in about 10 years. The theaters in the city are nasty - crowded, smelly with bed bugs and loud mouths. I prefer to watch in the comfort of my home but then I find myself discussing movies from 2 years ago that no one cares about anymore
I actually want to see this movie...real bad. And will probably go see it this weekend. I just have to. I mean, it has Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Tyrese Gibson, AND Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson in it! If that is not a pocket full of swag, then I don't know what is! That's the same reason I went to see 'Takers' last year and it definitely didn't leave me feeling disappointed. Thus, i'm not expecting 'Fast Five' to disappoint either. ; )
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Vin and The Rock are ghey.
Lindsey Lohan in....Jewelry Store surveillance tape...
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
This is the first I've even HEARD of this movie. I wasn't even aware Vin Diesel had been working recently.
The assholes that go see these stupid movies are the same assholes that cause accidents on the highways weaving in and out of lanes at top speed.
They gave Jennifer Hudson an Oscar, so Vin may have a better shot then we think.
MK's Dlisted awards could rival the Razzies.
This is some "For Your Consideration" shit.
I fucking HATE action movies. Seriously, you can pick your fave five and leave it at that. They're just like zombie movies. How many times do I need to see men chase each other around on foot and in a seemingly infinite variety of machines while simultaneously exploding anything in the vicinity? HOW MANY TIMES?!?!
♥ Threadkilla!
Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
Paul Walker should win the Best Hottie Oscar
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Vanessa Hudgens could also pull a second win as supporting actress for her riveting performance in "Sucker Punch".
Kevin James is sessy.
when they make a category for your kind of stupid I'm sure you'll still lose
or some ppl say, loose
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What's up, douchebag?
Haaaaaaaaahaaaaahhhaaaaaaa. great list!
A truly inspired response, MK!
So sick of dumbasses pretending things that suck are good. Yes, I'm talking to YOU, PBR drinkers, 7-11 sunglasses wearers, and Palin supporters!
Just take a look at some of the recent Oscar winners, folks. They've set the bar so low that at this point EVERYTHING is possible.
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"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence."
-- Doug McLeod
I'm warming to the idea of LILO winning best actress for tmz streams...they were riviiting...and just imagine all those she'd thank in her acceptance speech...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Hey, if Natalie Portman can win one for looking constipated the Vin can win one for driving real fast and jumping off explodey stuff. Sure why not.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
For one terrifying moment, I thought the Oscar noms of my nightmares had come true.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
snowball MMMMMMMMaks' groin!!!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
I thought Vin said Kirstie Alley was going to win an Oscar for something. Did she actually do anything this year besides give her dance partner a groin pull on DWTS and lie about how fat she was?
Vin's wife beaters should be nominated before he is, they have more personality.
Oh Vin. Honey. Less talking, more flexing. And break dancing.
(pats Vinny Poo on head)
Am I the only one that thinks that Vin Diesel and The Rock had crazy sexual tension between them? Haha I totally thought they should have kissed at the end to get it over with.
I liked the movie :)
LOL @ the Bieb!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
well, that is certainly what Lindsay is known for!
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I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
They needed to stop after one
"Best Actress
Lindsay Lohan, TMZ's Live Streams"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Oh. Whatever. I heard this movie was actually good but anything with Paul Walker automatically loses Oscar worthiness. Man is delish but has the acting skills of an acorn.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Lindsay Lohan - Gotti - Best Supporting Cractress
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Yes!!!!!!! I LOVE this list! !!!!
Vin, um. NO. The Fast and the Furious series is not Oscar worthy.
OMG JUSTIN SHOUD WIN BECUZ HE IZ DA BESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wow, there is dumb and there is really dumb and then there's this guy!