If TMZ is telling the truth, then the clip above shows Whitney Houston making her last appearance at a Prince concert. Whit has been a regular fixture at Prince’s show and even got on stage at The Forum in L.A. the other night to holler out a sound that I can only describe as sounding like a constipated walrus with laryngitis trying to push a baby out through his penis hole. Prince’s audience will no longer get to the hear that sound, because his team has put Whitney Houston’s name on their banned list due to her constant acts of drunken mayhem. Whitney is as messy as that raggedy creature on her head.
A source says that even though they never saw Whitney sip on an alcoholic beverage, she’s been giving off signs that she’s drunk as shit. When Whitney isn’t being a fool in the audience, she’s begging Prince’s people to let her up on stage to perform with him. They give in every now and again, but whenever they do they find themselves faced with a group of people asking for their money back. This has forced Prince to deny Whitney from here on out.
In other Whit Whit news, Radar says that everything old is new again! Specifically, CRACK! They’re hearing that Bobby Brown is telling his friends that crack ain’t whack to Whitney again. Apparently, Whitney is back in rehab, because she’s been hitting the crack pipe like old times. One of Bobby B’s friends said, “It’s the worst it’s ever been. Whitney went on tour again, and that’s when the relapse occurred. Whitney’s shutting a lot of people out of her life. It is a dire situation.”
Do we need to send Diane Sawyer to pay a visit to Whitney’s rehab room to try to set her straight again? Get it together, Whit! In ten years, I do not want to be poking at a cold egg breakfast while Whit leans against a cigarette machine and hacks out her greatest hits in between serving burnt hash browns to truckers in a casino diner outside of Laughlin, NV.