What Hell Hath Cheryl Cole Wrought?!

May 10, 2011 / Posted by:

When Cheryl Cole landed in L.A. this weekend, she brought with her a teased and sprayed mane of hair that should only be worn by the stars of Valley of the Dolls and Texas child beauty queens whose moms have yet to retire the Revo Styler. Well, Cheryl Cole has infected every hairstylist’s teaser brush and created a trend! Looking like the product of a down low love affair between Aslan the Great Lion and a minotaur, Sarah Jessica Parker showed up to the Robin Hood Foundation Benefit in NYC last night with a whole lot of NAY on top of her head.

Normally, I’m into hair that makes a ho look like she’s trying to steal Falcon Crest from Jane Wyman, but SJP is not doing it. It looks like a badly glued on wig that’s just itching to be turned all the way around. Just think of how many holes in the ozone layer were formed because SJP’s stylist (who obviously hates her) wanted to take her to an unholy level of fug. Mission accomplished.

And SJP wasn’t the only barnyardigan who should’ve stayed home last night. Gisele Bundchen nearly broke her cheek bones from posing so hard, but little does she know that a beautiful ostrich creature in a white bra stole the shot from her.

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