This Is What Happens When The Situation Refuses To Give His Daddy Money

May 10, 2011 / Posted by:

While the soundtrack to Mafia II plays in the background, The Situation’s daddy Frank Sorrentino lays out a theatrical monologue where he blasts his son for turning on the family after reaching the heights of fame (insert laugh track here). What I’m getting from this video is that Frank would probably get a C- in a night drama class at a community college if he did one of Robert DeNiro’s monologues from Goodfellas. I’m also getting that Frank asked The Situation for a few dollars and he was told to “go on welfare” like a “regular fucking Joe Blow.” After getting turned down by his own son, Frank did what any parent of a famewhore would do: he went off on YouTube! Anybody who calls The Situation a “little fuck” gets at least one like from me!

Frank isn’t stopping there. He’s uploaded a bunch of other rants and in some of them he goes off on the entire cast of Jersey Shore. Below is Frank calling Snooki a 4’11” piece of shit who shows her everybody her buchiach (that’s Italian for “cunt”) and constantly blows guys in the bed. And then he says Ronnie is a bitch who cries like a fag. Yes, Frank is not only a devoted father, but he’s also a poet who should travel to Italy with the cast so that he can show the country that he truly is the reincarnation of Dante.

I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I’ve been introduced to the word buchiach. My life goal of learning how to say “dumb cunt” in every language is almost complete!

via TMZ

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