Paul McCartney’s savings account is still raw from Heather Mill’s butt fucking millions of coins out of it and now it has a new reason to cry while searching Google for reputable anal reconstructive surgeons. As you know, Paul McCartney is going to make New Jersey businesswoman Nancy Shevell his third wife and he’s going to do so without protecting his savings accounts with a butt plug in the form of a prenup. The Gold Digger Gazette has just found its sexiest man of every year.
A source tells Popeater that Sir Paul’s lawyers have put together a single-page document stating that Nancy won’t go after his fortune if they divorce, but there will be no prenup. Nancy is no Heather Mills and she not only has her own money, but her family’s bidet shoots out liquid gold (basically, they’re rich). The source goes on, “There’s no need to make marriage a business arrangement. They are the perfect couple. And have both had a huge impact on each other. She has once again shown him that falling in love doesn’t have to hurt. This one will last forever. She is the opposite of Heather and hates the public spotlight, plus she doesn’t need his money to live a great life.”
Sir Paul obviously doesn’t know that the only thing better than having a lot of money is having even more fucking money! Maybe Sir Paul’s naive optimism will work in his favor this time around (SPOILER ALERT: it won’t). But if Sir Paul’s future third marriage does find itself in a divorce casket, Nancy better go into hiding right away. Do not put it past Heather Mills to make a skin suit out of Nancy and assume her identity so she can collect a second divorce settlement from Paul. Heather Mill’s glorious gold digging ways know no bounds. Paul’s lawyers better make Nancy hop on her left leg before she collects her divorce settlement. Shit, Heather Mills can do that too, right?