Afternoon Crumbs
Gleesome alert – OMG Blog
Screw Jude Law, tell me more about the hot assistant behind him – Lainey Gossip
Suri Cruise doesn’t need to clear out her shoe closet to make room for another spawn of Tommy Girl. Phew. Crisis averted. – The Superficial
Line of the day: “Gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap.” – Towleroad
Vanilla Gorilla is such a fucking drama queen – Celebitchy
Rachel McAdams in Elle – The Berry
“This song will sweep the Grammys!” – Vin Diesel (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
I would like Lady Gaga’s new single a lot more if the late Laura Branigan sang it – Just Jared
Gwen Stefani almost got a “hot” from me until I got to the pants – Hollywood Tuna
Gossip Girl is down one Jessica Snooze-ar and one Sad Panda – ICYDK
Chris Whitehead is a 12-year-old with the right idea – The Daily What
Are coochie cutters extra classy when they’re made in satin? Answer: YES! – Popoholic
Jakey Gyllenhaal’s bald butch look is doing things to me – Popsugar
Three words: vagina boobs dress – Go Fug Yourself
Kathie Lee Gifford breast feeds a baby doll while completely clothed. That is all. – Jezebel
Crispy Ronaldo’s full-time Tweezer holder is in a wedding dress – Hollywood Rag
The media got it wrong! Princess William and Duchess Kate are actually honeymooning at the SeaShell Motel in Key West – I’m Not Obsessed
Today’s “canoodling” moment is brought to you by Mila Kunis and Marky Mark – Cityrag