Afternoon Crumbs

May 10, 2011 / Posted by:

Gleesome alert – OMG Blog

Screw Jude Law, tell me more about the hot assistant behind him – Lainey Gossip

Suri Cruise doesn’t need to clear out her shoe closet to make room for another spawn of Tommy Girl. Phew. Crisis averted. – The Superficial

Line of the day: “Gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap.” – Towleroad

Vanilla Gorilla is such a fucking drama queen – Celebitchy

Rachel McAdams in ElleThe Berry

“This song will sweep the Grammys!” Vin Diesel (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

I would like Lady Gaga’s new single a lot more if the late Laura Branigan sang it – Just Jared

Gwen Stefani almost got a “hot” from me until I got to the pants – Hollywood Tuna

Gossip Girl is down one Jessica Snooze-ar and one Sad Panda ICYDK

Chris Whitehead is a 12-year-old with the right idea – The Daily What

Are coochie cutters extra classy when they’re made in satin? Answer: YES! – Popoholic

Jakey Gyllenhaal’s bald butch look is doing things to me – Popsugar

Three words: vagina boobs dress – Go Fug Yourself

Kathie Lee Gifford breast feeds a baby doll while completely clothed. That is all. – Jezebel

Crispy Ronaldo’s full-time Tweezer holder is in a wedding dress – Hollywood Rag

The media got it wrong! Princess William and Duchess Kate are actually honeymooning at the SeaShell Motel in Key West – I’m Not Obsessed

Today’s “canoodling” moment is brought to you by Mila Kunis and Marky MarkCityrag

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