Whitney Houston Is In Outpatient Rehab

On Friday, I posted a few pictures of Whitney Houston looking like she just woke up on the scratchy carpet of a rehab center after spending most of the night licking on her bedspread’s dried alcohol stain that was a battle wound from a struggle between a patient and a technician trying to yank the contraband bottle of whiskey out of their hands. There’s a good reason for that! Whitney is currently enrolled in an outpatient treatment program. Unfortunately, footage of Cousin Dionne Warwick dragging Whitney by the ankle into rehab doesn’t exist, because she voluntarily checked herself in.

Whitney’s rep didn’t give up that many details in the statement they released to People: “Whitney Houston is currently in an out-patient rehab program for drug and alcohol treatment. Whitney voluntarily entered the program to support her long-standing recovery process.”

Hmm. The last time I checked with Candy Finnigan, a “long-standing recover process” didn’t involve swallowing your hotel minibar and starting a collection of liquor store receipts. But good for Whitney. Hopefully, when she she’s finished with rehab, her thirst for crack (or whatever) will be curbed, but her hunger for bitchery and fuckery won’t!