Open Post: Hosted By Zev & Justin’s Cries Of Pain
Coming from someone who has been waxed before, I normally think that dudes who get waxed on TV exaggerate their screams of excruciating pain for melodramatic purposes. But on last night’s season finale of Amazing Race, I don’t think Zev and Justin were faking it for the cameras during their waxing challenge in Brazil.
These dudes were Harry and the Hendersons-like hairy. If I walked into your apartment and one of them was lounging on your living room floor, I’d compliment you on the gorgeous bear rug that really makes the room! They were hairier than a Kardashian’s asshole and Robin William’s tongue. So I felt their pain when the waxer pulled off chunks of their fur and had them hollerin’ like Ke$ha getting a bath.
At one point, Justin made it clear that he wanted to punch his torturer in the face. This is not something you say to a woman who can make a painful experience even more painful. Zev and Justin eventually got through it and felt better knowing that their torn-off follicles were donated to a good cause. What I mean by that is their used wax strips were fed to the Donald Trump beehive on Miss Rose’s head.
