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May 9, 2011 / Posted by:

Smokey, the cat who has officially gone into Guinness Book of Records for having the loudest purr of purrs in the entire world. Smokey’s purr has been known to deafen a lawnmower, but Guinness made it official by recording her purr with a volume meter. Smokey has registered a 92.7 decibel purr on the volume meter before, but she broke the previous pussy purr record with 67.7 decibels!

Smokey’s owner, Ruth Adams of Northampton, is proud to be the owner of the loudest pussy in the world but says it does have its downfall. Sometimes, Smokey’s “25 cent vibrating bed” purr fucks with her stories! Ruth tells the Daily Mail, “It can be annoying if her purring starts as you are watching television and it has reached a romantic bit in a film, because it’s impossible to hear and spoils the moment. It’s also a struggle to have telephone conversations. ‘When I’m on the phone friends often ask what the loud noise is and they can’t believe it is coming from a cat. I don’t know why she does it. She’s very happy and content, just very loud.”

Oh, Ruth, don’t act like that noise is actually coming from your new Makita vibrator and you just put the blame on Smokey from time to time. Well, played.

And finally, here’s a clip of Smokey’s award-winning purr. It sort of sounds like Miley Cyrus’ auto-tuned gargle. Or a pigeon farting into a table fan.

I expect Smokey’s purr to reach #1 on the iTunes charts by this afternoon.

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