Alicia Silverstone Is A Virgin Who Can't Drive And Can't Name Babies
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Alicia Silverstone is a mom! YAY! Now turn that YAY upside down and you'll get the word that will come out of your mouth after finding out what she named her baby. By the way, YAY upside down is ʎɐʎ, which means "huh" in Hebrew. Alicia and her husband Christopher Jarecki tell People that she birthed out her first vegan baby friend last Thursday and they have named him:
Bear Blu Jarecki
BEAR! Bear is what you describe yourself as on your Manhunt profile when you've got hair on your shoulders and a fupa that won't be ignored. Bear is also what you name your Golden Retriever if you want to be the 123,965th person at your vet's office who has a dog named Bear. Bear blew sounds like what one of John Travolta's sauna hookers writes on his client profile under "describe his performance." Bear Blu is not what you name a baby!
What the hell kind of quinoa is Alicia snorting?
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That's what you get when you refuse to eat normal food, dumb-ass baby names to fit your dumb face and dumb life-style.
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For your health.
Alicia takes the dumbass award for two reasons: 1. That ridiculous baby name and 2. for that fug she married.
However, just because I like vodka doesn't mean I should name my kid Grey Goose, right. Then again....
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In the USA it's up to you, we germans aren't allowed to give any name to our kids. You may meet tons of Justins and Britneys in our country, but no Bronx, Apple, Bear, Monroe, Cruz whatever. Oh, but we have "Fee" (faerie) and apparently one Kid named "Angel" Yuk. Oh, and I know a Topas who is deeply unhappy with her name, but her mom is american, so maybe that's why she's an exeption.
So let's wait and see what all these kids will name themselves when grown up, like Zowie Bowie f.e..
Edit: MKy point was that Silverstone isn't an asshole because she is a vegetarian who named her kid after an animal. She may be an asshole because she named her kid after an animal, though. But her being vegetarian dosn't make that choice of a name worse - and that's what some people here said.
Dumb name.
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....
Submitted by tomahawk on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 7:58am.
I don't eat animals either. i do this because i like them, so there's nothing wrong with a vegan/vegetarian to call something they like after something they like, right?
Edited because of a bad english-day
Ok I can kind of see your point there.
However, just because I like vodka doesn't mean I should name my kid Grey Goose, right. Then again....
Well, at least he'll love it til he grows...
True Story: I was hanging with my little friends and I am especially attached to one sweet, supersmart 4 year old. He really likes to help his friends....one day, I said to him: Wow - you're so good like that, you should be a teacher when you grow up! Do you want to be a teacher?
No!
No? What do you want to be when you get big?
I want to be a BEAR!
So there you go.
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ok I call my son "bear". because he reminds me of a fluffy teddy bear and he's strong like a bear too. IT'S A TERM OF ENDEARMENT, NOT HIS CHRISTIAN NAME FOR THE LOVE OF THE LAWD.
I KNOW he'd kick my ass if I really named him bear and he would be dead right.
ps: As for Alicia - she's an asshole. She won't eat animals but she'll name her kid one? Asshole.
Hey, at least this way there's no risk of her eating the baby!
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ps: As for Alicia - she's an asshole. She won't eat animals but she'll name her kid one? Asshole.
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I don't eat animals either. i do this because i like them, so there's nothing wrong with a vegan/vegetarian to call something they like after something they like, right?
Edited because of a bad english-day
okay, bad enough that half of hollywood is pregnant - but i really haven't thought of the hurricane of bad taste names this would bring. maybe i should take a break from reading celeb blogs as my breakfast is just coming up. MAN; AND I LIKED ALICIA *cries*
I like the namr bear, but "Blu" is some Pokemon shit.
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
I didn't make it big in showbiz because I wasn't dumb enough.
I had a boss names Bear for years. Funny actually - his real name was Richard but he was a junior. His dad went by Dick. So as a kid, they called him "Little Dick". Once he hit 7 years old, he renamed himself Bear and it stuck.
As for Alicia - she's an asshole. She won't eat animals but she'll name her kid one? Asshole.
Giraffe is nice too. but only for a girl.
wow. talk about giving your kid a legitimate reason to hate your guts.
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This fuckery is straight up child abuse and this kid should snatch up that umbilical cord and whoop a trick!
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i called my black lab Bear, only because when we got him from the shelter, he answered to that name, and i figured i could spare him some grief. but i quickly changed his first name to my favorite Japanese clothing designer's name, made Bear his middle name, and he now happily answers to both. especially if you have chicken in your pocket.
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Even my animals have better names! I never give my animals goofy names, except my newest kitten is named "Zorro" cause he looks like he has a mask on.
All my dogs were named "Rex" and "Max." I think a lot of little boys have those names now.
In their attempt to stay relevant celebrities become more and more ridiculous. I misread MK the first time around and thought that Silverstone had named her baby Yay (as in Bedazzled VeeYay). Now that I know about the "Bear" thing "Yay" sounds mighty acceptable.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Even Robert Downey Jr got a decent name and his father was a total nut job. There really should be some law that states doing this to your kid is form of child abuse.
Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 4:01pm.
I like Blu Balls better. But, that's me. I'm a traditionalist.
haaaaaaaaaa.
Mr. "I would for you" heads up a dumb band. So he's allowed to be weird. I thought Alicia was dating her step-brother?
heathen, we were original. Ours was Mr Bear.
LOL -- MK is so right about the dog named Bear -- we had a dog named Bear when I was little (and really, hasn't everyone had a dog named Bear at one point in their life?). Ours wasn't a Golden Retriever though, he was mutt we got from the pound, but he definitely had some black lab in him.
This reminds me of a girl in High School -- her mother's name (or nickname, I'm not 100% sure) was Bambi & she named her FAWN. Fawn made her parents legally change her name when she was 16 & she became Michelle. I can't even imagine the tantrums that poor girl had to throw to get her idiot mother to agree to the name change, but God Bless her!
When I first read this, I thought it said 'Beau' and I went, "aww that is cute, and normal."
Then I read it again. Nice to see stupidity still reigns supreme in Hollyweird.
Kudos to Sarah Michelle Gellar + Freddie Prinze for giving their daughter a normal, regular (yet beautiful name).
Is there one sane person in that town? Anybody?
*smacks my head*
This reminds me. I know a woman who named her son Badger and her daughter Doe.
damnit! No Seitan Tofusprout? Soycheese Hempseed? Tempeh Almondmilk? color me disappointed :(
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Wow. She is special and Clueless.
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Submitted by Brooke276: "A rabid vegan naming their child after an animal??? Hmmm..."
A carnivore, no less!
Bears, like people, are omnivores."
Oh yeah? Not Alicia Silverstone. *sticks out tongue and raspberries mike*
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"can you stick your pinky finger in my tea?"
God I wanna spread his legs and eat him out hard. Fuck yea
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
That kid is in for a daily beat down when he goes to school!
Doomed for life!
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Awww...love me some Bear in the Big Blue House! My personaly favorites were the teeth brushing song and the potty song.
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ha! this kind of fuckery makes my pastiche of a name sound totally normal.
these tools should be required to pass a drug test before they are allowed to name their kids.
Alicia's vegan lifestyle has fried her brain, robbing it of the needed nutrients to intelligently come up with a fair name for her unfortunate offspring.
Snideychick sez:
Why didn't she name him Kale? It's vegan and almost sounds like a real name (Kyle).
As it is her son has the same name as my cat - Bear, no Blu.
Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 4:35pm.
I really like it, but I don't get freaked out by atypical names. The only kid name I remember really disliking is Apple. I don't know... it bugs me and isn't a pretty sound for a person's name.
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Swear to God, I know an older lady named Apple. Her name is Apple Basil (Basil's her married name). For real. She's in her mid 60s, so her parents were not hippies.
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I'll add to the real people named Apple list. Went to the grocery store just yesterday, Tom Thumb to be exact, and a cashier in her late teens, early twenties was named Apple. I was honestly a little surprised.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 4:35pm.
I really like it, but I don't get freaked out by atypical names. The only kid name I remember really disliking is Apple. I don't know... it bugs me and isn't a pretty sound for a person's name.
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Swear to God, I know an older lady named Apple. Her name is Apple Basil (Basil's her married name). For real. She's in her mid 60s, so her parents were not hippies.
I take everything back i said about Moroccan Cannon.
Anthony Keidis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers named his kid Everly Bear. Mila Jovovich's daughter is Ever Gabo. There are still a ton of knocked up celebs, so this is just the beginning of the fuckery. I am waiting to see what kind of hippie name Kate Hudson will give her kid.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 5:28pm.
The many names this poor child will be bullied with while on the playground:
"Hey Bear Back!"
"Hey Bear Blu Balls!"
"Hey Care Bear!"
"Hey Beary Blu Balls!"
"Hey Blu-berry!"
"Why so Blu, Bear?"
"Aww, look, it's Teddy Bear!"
She is just plain ridiculous for naming her child this foolishness.
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You forgot "Gummi Bear" if her son is unfortunate enough to inherit that gummy smile of hers.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Is that true about the upside down yay? If not, how did MK type upside down?
Oh yeah. All of the white trash girls and suburban gen x soccer moms will rush to copy this celebrity name too.. they all do
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Brooke276: "A rabid vegan naming their child after an animal??? Hmmm..."
A carnivore, no less!
Bears, like people, are omnivores.
Ahh, thank you, no.I've done my time watching that, and all other kid's shows. I'm done.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 5:28pm.
Right? The kid isn't even home from the hospital yet and they already seem like they just don't give a shit.
when I picked out my girl and boy's names, I had NO trouble finding unusual names that are REAL names, and that the initials didn't spell anything...it can be done, no prob.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Submitted by Alix on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 5:09pm.
Headline correction: a vegan, yes, but not a virgin!
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Clueless, duh!
Clueless is one of my all-time favorite movies.
Um...BEAR? Really? *smh*
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Submitted by Brooke276: "A rabid vegan naming their child after an animal??? Hmmm..."
A carnivore, no less!
that video was so damn cute that I will try to get preggers, name my baby Bear just to see that video again...