Marg Helgenberger’s Mother Day has no doubt been filled with e-mails calling her an “oLD jelliz h8r fat BiTch” and calls from bawling toddlers telling her to “DIAF” (Note: They actually say D-I-A-F, because they really don’t know what it stands for. They just know it’s bad.), because she has insulted their JESUS!!!! Marg kept it real with Europe1 (via NYDN) in France when they asked her what it was like working with Justin Bieber on CSI.
“Um. Justin Bieber wasn’t bad. He never acted before. I shouldn’t be saying this, but he was kind of a brat. He was very nice to me. But he locked one of the producers in a closet and he put his fist through a cake that was on the craft service table.”
Locked a producer in the closet? I guess if Justin Bieber can’t come out of the closet, NOBODY CAN! But seriously, if you were a 17-year-old superstar millionaire who doesn’t know what a “no” is, you too might be a terrible shit who viciously murders cakes for sport and terrorizes television producers. I still cannot condone cake murder. Justin Bieber needs to stand trail as an adult for committing that crime.
Here’s the clip of Marg putting a lump of rage in every Belieber’s diaper (at the 2:33 mark):
And somewhere John Travolta is “eh-ing” at this since he regularly puts a fist through a producer in a locked closet.