Raise Your Hand If You Hate Your Feet!
Senorita Caca made Mexico City the first stop on her worldwide promo tour for "Born This Way" and made it clear to her forever tortured nipples and ankles that it's going to be a long couple of weeks. I used to think that the easiest way of clearly telling your feet you hate them was to put them under Rex Ryan's tongue, but I take it all back. If you're mad at your feet, take a page out of this assholito's torture book by strapping them into a pair of dominatrix clown shoes. Seriously, Caca's feet and nipples must have done some evil, dark-sided, cunterous shit in their past lives to be treated this way. The US is about to add "threaten to dress prisoner up like Lady Gaga for two hours" to their list of torture techniques.
But the biggest illegal act here isn't the rockabilly skunk wig or the fact that she's suffocating her nipples. No. It's the fact that she hid her eyebrows and made it look like they don't even exist! Can't Mexico charge her with brownapping? Or something!
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Well, Well, Well.
Joan Rivers isn't aging too well, is she?
@Babybunny, Ive seen her live about 5 weeks ago and do have to give her props for singing live and jumping around and not really panting, no lip synching which awed me, she is talented but talks to damnnnnn much, if she would just shut the fuck up & sing, play the instruments & perform, all would be good, but I have NOOO patience when it comes to all the gibberish she did during the concert thats been on my fuckin HBO channel for 3 days straight now....its enough, if no one saw it, its also on Demand.....get it off of my channel now.
Bitch sucks hard now, this new album was her chance to show that she was not just good at copying shit and wearing wild outfits, but she went ALL THE WAY OFF THE DEEP END AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT BTW WAS HER WORST SHE COMES WITH JUDAS!!!! BITCH IS DEAD TO ME AND BEYONCE WITH HER NEW STUPID HORRIBLE MUSIC!!!!
She looks like Lovey Howell from the neck up in these pics!
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LOL@babybunny: That's up there so many times I thought the spammers had finally figured out where they are....
but yeah - that's what I was saying before about her. She's a solid performer - the rest of it doesn't matter that much. I started getting pissed at her tho, cuz she's taking that chachka serious-like....which is NOT what I paid for (giggles cuz I don't pay for anything BUT). I thought she was just doing that shit to trick people into buying but now I keep hearing that she thinks it's real. Blech. O yeah...and I thought 80% of everything she did was homage which, in my mind, is TOTALLY SMART! HOWEVER - she thinks she's 100% original so I am bothered.
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Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
sorry haters, I just saw her HBO special and trust the bitch is a GREAT performer....I know her recipe has been done before esp. with Vadge,but she has a hellified good voice in concert and unlike Vadge does play an instrument...and her body is beyond banging....I don't know...I hated GaGa too and found myself mesmerized by her live performance....she also right now seems extremely grateful for her audience...this may change...but having only seen her in gossip rags and videos...did not think much of her but seeing the live special...me and my jaded ass was quite impressed.
sorry haters, I just saw her HBO special and trust the bitch is a GREAT performer....I know her recipe has been done before esp. with Vadge,but she has a hellified good voice in concert and unlike Vadge does play an instrument...and her body is beyond banging....I don't know...I hated GaGa too and found myself mesmerized by her live performance....she also right now seems extremely grateful for her audience...this may change...but having only seen her in gossip rags and videos...did not think much of her but seeing the live special...me and my jaded ass was quite impressed.
sorry haters, I just saw her HBO special and trust the bitch is a GREAT performer....I know her recipe has been done before esp. with Vadge,but she has a hellified good voice in concert and unlike Vadge does play an instrument...and her body is beyond banging....I don't know...I hated GaGa too and found myself mesmerized by her live performance....she also right now seems extremely grateful for her audience...this may change...but having only seen her in gossip rags and videos...did not think much of her but seeing the live special...me and my jaded ass was quite impressed.
sorry haters, I just saw her HBO special and trust the bitch is a GREAT performer....I know her recipe has been done before esp. with Vadge,but she has a hellified good voice in concert and unlike Vadge does play an instrument...and her body is beyond banging....I don't know...I hated GaGa too and found myself mesmerized by her live performance....she also right now seems extremely grateful for her audience...this may change...but having only seen her in gossip rags and videos...did not think much of her but seeing the live special...me and my jaded ass was quite impressed.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
The Original Tracy Turnblad had this hair-do over 20 years ago.
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"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Just when you I thought that Caca couldn't get any more insipid with the get-ups.....
I think her piece de resistance would be self-immolation. A costume of flames! "Burned this Way"!
I don't really want her to die, people. I just want her to cut the crap.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Fuck, i double posted. Anyone know how to delete a post?
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"Do you want a cookie, bitch?"
Can she please just get a compound fracture one of these days? It's way overdue since shes wears those ridiculous shoes all the fucking time.
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"Do you want a cookie, bitch?"
Can she please just get a compound fracture one of these days? It's way overdue since shes wears those ridiculous shoes all the fucking time.
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"Do you want a cookie, bitch?"
perhaps if she wore a foundation garment now and then, her funbags wouldn't sag so much (for a 26 yr old).
I hate to admit it, but last night I watched her concert on HBO. I was kind of amazed that I didn't hate it. At least she puts on a show, actually sings, and sounds petty good.
I am not a fan, but I can give credit, where credit is due, and she is an alright performer. She's found a loyal fan base and is milking it for what she can. Wish I could do that.
is she ok
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
So that really IS her album cover???
FUCK.
She's lost it. I honestly thought this motorcycle shit was FAN ART from some "little monster" in Minnesota.
She's also running out of ideas in the clothes department. I used to like her ensembles because they were well-tailored, imaginative and witty. But this looks like cheap SHIT!!! WTF??
Ew, the photog in the last thumbnail is that cunt Terry Richardson.
Marilyn Manson forgot the Teen Spirit.
No words needed, that photographer's face in the last thumbnail says it all.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Tom Cruise called, he wants to know where he can get those SHOOOOZ!
Why does she do this? If she were as great of a singer/performer as she THINKS she is, she wouldn't need to resort to this. Case in point: Freddie Mercury. Awesome voice, awesome performer. He didn't need to resort to dressing stupid every time he went out and trying to get attention. He didn't NEED to. He actually had talent. She has none, so she resorts to this shit constantly. So sick of her.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
If she weren't such a delusional egomaniac I might even pity her - she has to resort to this kind of stuff, unfortunately. Considering you're a five foot tall ugly woman making cheesy pop that is no better than any of her colleagues' crap out there, dressing wacky is just an easy, cheap, calculated way of getting attention and people's enrage over it is just what she's looking for.
If no one cared about her outfits, she would probably die. Or would she opt for the other common methods of getting attention: catfights in bars, attacking paparazzi, stealing boyfriends or getting into a string of marriages, serial babymaking? Yeah, I don't see that happening although they are definitely all in her to-do list of Famewhoring.
Um, really?
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....
Those shoes make her look like a little gay boy playing dress up. I fear for this generation, her fans must be idiots.
I don't like this woman, but...
This dress is actually sort of a good look(for her at least.)
All the same, this is getting tiring, but at least this is not as derivative and annoying as her last contrived attire.
The hell with her though. Dali she is not. She cannot pull off this lifestyle she claims to live as a full blown twentyfourseven live act woman.
I bet she goes home, takes a bath in the most conventional possible bathroom and then goes to bed with her billion cats, leaving the tv on, while she passes out at another "The Nanny" marathon at Nickelodean or some shit.
See the thing about fasttracking your rise to fame like that is that you're also fasttracking your doom. EXHIBIT A!
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Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
I would love to run up from behind and shove her forward....bitch would go down HARD!
She looks like one of those blue finger condoms you have to put on if you cut yourself working the line. Definitely would send it back if I found her in my chef salad.
Submitted by Who Datt on Sat, 05/07/2011 - 6:19pm.
Dayum. Is there a patron saint for desperation?
Exactly what I was thinking!!!
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Or a third rate Daphne Guinness.
Is that venom or semen on the floor?
She looks like Carol Channing.
She has nothing on those stilt walkers at the local carnival and circus.
"Friday the 13th I'm a play Jason"
Dayum. Is there a patron saint for desperation? As a good catholic girl, she better make a special prayer to him about now. I smell a Kelly Clarkson style "my-record-label-said-it's-unlistenable-but-I'll-release-it-anyway-because-I'm-the-artiste-and-I-know-best" commercial disappointment heading our way.
Who'd have thought three years ago that Katy Perry would become the bigger and less annoying star?
Submitted by mike on Sat, 05/07/2011 - 6:05pm.
*scrolls back through thread*
Aww sorry Mike - wasn't trying to steal your 'death by drug cartel' idea!
Isn't it nice that we share the same happy thought? :)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 05/07/2011 - 5:55pm.
I wonder if the Mexican drug lords could be persuaded to add just one more decapitation to their already busy schedules?
You missed my earlier comment. :)
Fuck, those shoes make her look like an even bigger cock-head.
@beckynsydney
Make that three more: CaCa, Terry Richardson, and that idiot motorcycle.
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Caca: "Dear Lord, remind me that my gift is not self-worship, but is the worship of others."
Lord: "...Where'd I put that 'Smite' button?
-nomeadooha
I wonder if the Mexican drug lords could be persuaded to add just one more decapitation to their already busy schedules?
CaCa, if you're going to fucking MEXICO, you should be aware that it's pretty hot down there. PREPARE YOUR ARMPIT ZONE WITH DEGREE ULTIMATE TUCK PROTECTION INFINITY XXX SPICE RUMBLE THROWDOWN BLAZE FOR MASCULINE LADYBOYS WHO ARE ACTUALLY WOMEN WHO ARE SO FUCKING HIDEOUS THEY THINK THEY'LL ONLY LOOK GOOD AS A KITCHEN ASS TRANNY BUT DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN THE MOST BUSTED METH FACED UNTUCKED HOOKER WOULD LOOK LIKE A FRESH DEWY ROSE IN COMPARISON TO YOUR FUG AS FUCK NO NOTHING ASS. Or something. I like Dove cucumber myself.
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Caca: "Dear Lord, remind me that my gift is not self-worship, but is the worship of others."
Lord: "...Where'd I put that 'Smite' button?
-nomeadooha
Havent we had ENOUGH of this retarded assclown yet?
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Is she trying to copy Beth Ditto all of a sudden? I thought she owned the patent to hidden eyebrows.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 05/07/2011 - 4:36pm.
what a stupid asshole,and isn't that guy behind her that perverted, fucked up photographer?
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Holy fuck, that's Mr. Terry "I drink tampon tea" Richardson. Well spotted.
What a waste of an opportunity. If there had only been a sniper that day.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Just another filthy walking std ridden fame whore. Butt ass ugly, I mean, who the fuck would want to wake up next to that???
Brrrrr
This. Bitch.
The hag is truly repulsive.
Did the pop fluff whores of the late 90s, early 2000s, really leave us so jaded that THIS is what passes for art these days? What a nutty, self absorbed cunt. I can't believe people still actually fall for her shit. I wish she would at least stop attempting the sexy in her faux edginess. She has the body of former meth hooker memaw, and the face of a trucker.
Miss(?) GaGa,
You obviously do not give one fuck about our eardrums, so please have some humanity and spare our fucking retinas. Until you can invent a time machine that will take me back to when one had to be marginally attractive to make a career out of being a barely talented famewhore, please take off those ridiculous shoes and sit your silly ass down.
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