Wonderful and beautiful things happen on Friday (example: you can freely get tanked without worrying about a buzz from an alarm clock stirring your hangover in the morning), so it’s no surprise that we’ve been gifted with these pictures of Whitney Houston looking like an irritated mess while showing up to Prince’s show at The Forum in L.A. last night. Yes, only Whitney can give us an “end of the night” look at the beginning of the night.
Whit looks like she just rolled out from under a shrub where she was taking a quick disco nap to prepare herself for witnessing a disciple of Jehovah thrust his shit like it’s Christmas (or like it’s Thursday night since JWs don’t do holidays). You just know there’s a shrub somewhere that’s covered in scraggles of Whitney’s hair.
The best part is that it looks like Whitney is using the life skill that Cousin Dionne Warwick taught her. The skill I’m talking about is cursing a bitch out. The beautiful words “mother,” “fucker,” ” bitchass,” “hell,” “tutha,” and “no” definitely shot out of Whitney’s mouth at least twice during this photo series. Whitney didn’t use “hussy” because Cousin Dionne owns the copyright to that and you don’t want to know what happens if you infringe upon that. Nostrils will flare…
In other Whitney news, Angela Basset announced on The Talk yesterday that there will be a sequel to Waiting to Exhale. YES! Lela Rochon can finally quit her job as the night manager of a Checkers now that she’s making her long-awaited return to the big screen!