I was planning on seeing every showing of Five Fast at the Regal Union Square from 7 o’clock and on (<— this is a lie) tonight, but now I’m just going to watch this clip of a kitten-on collision instead. It has better special effects, superior acting skills, more heart-pounding action and I can stay in my people-free hermit hole while enjoying it. An all-around win!
P.S. – I actually got through that post without making one predictable joke about Russian pussy bumping. Your little dirty asshole is growing up!