Friday, May 6th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Crash Test Kittens
I was planning on seeing every showing of Five Fast at the Regal Union Square from 7 o'clock and on (<--- this is a lie) tonight, but now I'm just going to watch this clip of a kitten-on collision instead. It has better special effects, superior acting skills, more heart-pounding action and I can stay in my people-free hermit hole while enjoying it. An all-around win!
P.S. - I actually got through that post without making one predictable joke about Russian pussy bumping. Your little dirty asshole is growing up!
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Ok so what am I doing today? The weather is finally getting really nice so first I had a staring contest with a pesky squirrel that just wanted to make as many holes as he can in my newly seeded lawn that was destroyed from last summers intense heat.
I'm going to plant some tomaters...going to try that new topsy turvy planting thing...people have told me it really does work.
I've also got some pepper plants...first time trying to grow them.
Also have to change the oil for the car...fill up on gas...curse out Abu for charging so much and then I'm going to get some steaks to grill for dinner get drunk have sex and then stroke out.
I had a dream (no, I am not MLK), It was raining, I was in some weird house trying to get ready to meet Madonna to show her a piece of property, and people were bugging me while I was trying to figure out a cool outfit to wear. I kept screaming "What time is it" no one would answer, and finally my boyfriend (in the dream, because I find him fug IRL), Gerard Butler said the time, but in this really quiet voice. So I got even more irritated and went to look myself at the time. Then, I woke up.
Weird.
I am not in real estate, don't like Madonna OR Gerard Butler.
SHOOT MY IP AIN'T SHIT BUT A BOOST MOBILE CONNECTION. Y'ALL CAN HAVE IT IF YOU PAY FOR IT
WHAT'S GOOD FAMILY?
You ok dwm?! lol
*trips into thread, falls on face*
What'd I miss?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Bring Corn!
Hysteria
ITA that sucknfuck's rants are disgusting. It's OK, I don't really care if you wanna be a sick motherfucker - but I don't find repetitive disemboweled fetus jokes is my particular cup of tea when it comes to humor. I just think it's a little backwards that the few posters who will lash out at anyone they dislike for any comment they deem "distasteful" or offensive will ignore and/or laugh at sucknfuck's various bullshit.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 1:49am.
Hysteria, I feel your pain. I've definitely been wildly bullied by Dlisters in the past, but one thing I thought was important is not to name specific people ...
You may be right about the people you have named, but if you are wrong you have slandered them.
Good luck and I hope all works out for you.
Centy
Interesting comment, if that's the case I've been "slandered" (lol, pretty dramatic term for it really, but I'll go with it) several times on Dlisted! I just laugh because I truly wasn't any of the alts I was accused of being. Then apparently Jana was accused of being me...it's just ridiculous.
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 7:10pm.
mcnightmare, you cannot read my mind, cheeky thing!
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*rubbing tinfoil hat with paper towels stained with butter from popcorn*
dammm, nuthing but static!!
*has nervous breakdown*
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"can you stick your pinky finger in my tea?"
Last Crumbs. I'm not sayin this again. If you don't want to hear about Dot/pip or drama times... SKIP THIS. I'm just replying to a few who gave me feedback about my rant yesterday regarding known shit-starting dlisters.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 1:49am.
Hysteria, I feel your pain. I've definitely been wildly bullied by Dlisters in the past, but one thing I thought was important is not to name specific people ...
You may be right about the people you have named, but if you are wrong you have slandered them.
Good luck and I hope all works out for you.
Centy
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Thanks for the thoughtful response, Centy.
Did you happen to notice that Fraggle admitted to being the person "Dot" who was well known to be a crazy, abusive fucker?
I didn't say Anything until I read that admission by her.
It Really, Pissed, Me Off, because I had started to like Fraggle and share some personal feelings. Like we could be real friends. I feel betrayed. Just more of her lying and abusive trickery.
I don't hold back when the truth becomes clear. I name names and take license plate numbers. I can't tolerate bullying to me or anyone.
Thanks for taking time to chat.
;)
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 1:37am.
Hysteria, your theories are interesting because suck&fuck and Fraggle have BOTH been nothing but sweet as sugar to me in my times of need.... *strokes chin*
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Yeah, that's her MO. Nice, nice, talkative. Then Kapowy.
I don't know how you deal with Sucker's really disgusting posts. Just too icky for me.
Believe what you want. I'm not wasting anymore time on it.
*Resumes new hobby of cheap vodka and bad tv*
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Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 5:27pm.
...It was simply consuming me...
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My story as well...I needed to close down the steady stream of noise coming into my life. Very difficult, but better off for it. Now that I have readjusted, I can pick some things back up, but need to keep a tight lid on others. The 2 week waiting period before the FB acct is officially deleted is the hardest part. Good luck!
OMG I just saw the Enquirer cover where Osama was all high on heroin and ratted out by his wife. WTF? Did they find him in East Van?!
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 5:51pm.
I forgot to add, go to your graduation.
mcnightmare, you cannot read my mind, cheeky thing!
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Dark-sided!
Psych, I am so sorry :(
My cousin lost her baby the week before she was due.
They had a full wake/funeral etc. It's very important to acknowledge the death of a real human being and not a kind of "miscarriage" although as many of us women know, they can also be devastating. But a stillborn is a lot different and far harder to deal with because everything is ready, done and all you are doing is waiting for that moment.
Listen, or just sit there. Just be there. In these cases there will be times when you just need to keep your mouth closed and your arms open.
And I'm sorry for your loss too - you lost yourself a little niece or nephew there.
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Dark-sided!
good on you, caprica six, for getting YOURS!!
educate thyself, woman.
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"can you stick your pinky finger in my tea?"
Cappy - I'm happy to have known you on FB even for a short time, and when you're done learning about everything, you can come back and teach us bitches.
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Jana
Really? I could hardly believe anyone around here would accuse one of our own of being an alt! :)
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
Ok so...I follow Norman Reedus on FB and he's been posting any and every article where he talks about being in lady chonchas video and I swear this guy cares more about it than we (his fans) do lol
You're hot but man....tsk tsk tsk, stfu already lol
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What's up, douchebag?
Submitted by Fancy Malone on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 5:53pm.
:) Glad to see some great vibes in here today!
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raises a glass all around.
Fancy, I was accused of being you earlier, just because I liked one of your posts.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
:) Glad to see some great vibes in here today!
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 5:45pm.
I'm so glad I never started up with FB. Reading Cappy's post here is like reading Keith Richards' autobiography and being spared the terrible suffering of the road not traveled. :^P
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FLOL! oh god I just put another 'spill-all' up too in response to SugarFree. ugh.
Cliffdweller, thx love.
Til next time! *mint/Kahlua shots all around*
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"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
@Fishsticks, the force is strong in DLISTED *hahaa it is!*
@SugarFree, it simply consumed me is the best way I could explain...it is not me at all to ever have 'gone public' (open a FB page) and I did with much chiding from colleagues and campus peeps. Never had a myspace or anyother online profile. So last Sept I opened fb; addicted ever since. I'd be toggling the DL, FB and work. No. Can't start that mess. I used to literally walk out my door with no plans, go into Princeton or the shore or to a fucking festival and TALK with people. Plus, I mentioned I'm not the personality type to put all my trip pictures up, and everytime some event happened, everyone was like put it on fb and that was cool but I felt like "this is my memory, not for the whole world or for somebody on my friend list to copy down to their drive and put it on their wall/site (that happened and I was pissed and went off then defriended them and, honestly, did NOT like that feeling)". I just don't roll all out there. I actually feel relieved. But, I pm'd everyone (my school crew, poli sci crew, and family/bf and said "love you all, keep in touch, I'm going out into the world".
Now some people can do both, but FOR ME I had to take control back, lol, so to speak. I still have multi-language studies and tech studies OUTSIDE of my degree and I feel I can take them on again. The DL I'll keep because you guys make me fucking crack the hell up and I love bitching just like the next drunk. No. For real. =P
MUCH LOVE TO YOU GUYS. thx. See everyone later here. {hugs}
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"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 5:27pm.
Hey Caprica, best of luck with your exams. I remember those days and they were rough... I remember contemplating a few creative uses for pencils as well. ; )
I'm so glad I never started up with FB. Reading Cappy's post here is like reading Keith Richards' autobiography and being spared the terrible suffering of the road not traveled. :^P
Psych Eval, I don't know you, but I'm awfully sad to hear of your terrible news. I can't begin to imagine how heartbreaking it is for all concerned. You have my sincerest condolences.
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BITCH BE GUILTY!
Submitted by Psych Evals for... on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 3:39pm.
Wow, PsychEval, read back a page and my thoughts are with your brother, his wife, littel angel child and you. You did all you could at this point. And my god losing a baby is HARD - probably the worst feeling ever. Give yourself room and time to mourn as should they. None of us are guaranteed another day or closure on everything. Just love and support as best as you can, and you are doing that. All the best.
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"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
Cappy, so you chose DL over FB?! That's dedication. :)
Cappy YOU'RE AWESOME and I hope you do well w/what you're working on.
I wish I had the courage to sever what is overwhelming to me!
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
*groggily shuffles into OP; snark-mode off for a sec*
Two hour nap kicked my ass. 3 hrs sleep combo in the last two nights. Lastestest Final exam and term paper done by tomorrow. I'll be fucking free, y'all!
Just wanted to share that before I go over my exam shit for the rest of the damn night. The dumb prof (hated his rude ass) puts up a busted, can't open review doc, so none of us can see shit and he's nowhere to be found to fix it. Of course that's how he'd roll. Will flick a booger at him tomorrow in row two before I hand him my exam WATCH ME NOW lol.
Well, I finally did it, I closed fb down yesterday. It hasn't affected me the way I thought it would; miss my 60+ circle 'o fweends but 2/3rd i see around anyway! Sent everyone a pm yesterday, so I feel like I gave me closure. It was simply consuming me - fb and this blog and the sci blog I'm on. Was getting none of my studies/language training done. Lost myself in this crutch world of hopping on the comp instead of "Forest Gump running" out into the world.
Sorry for the essay. Hope everyone's week finished off nicely, and I hope the Tennesseans are safe and the waters do not rise to the levels they expect.
Bitches, seize the day (or sleep/drink/snark - same shit!)
=PP *waves to all, hugs*
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"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
*blows nose loudly*
*reapplies eye liner*
Have a great weekend everyone. xoxoxoxoxo
"as am I..."
*hands guest a box of tissues*
gotta go, folks... there's fuzzballs(my cats!... get your minds out of the gutter!!) to be fed, and i need to put some money into a safe account(thank you to Thornhill for bringing the paranoia!)...
love ya all!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm-xui5HFDc
sweet wishes, and pleasant forevers, folks!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Ooops I typed before I read back....sorry to hear about the loss PE! !!!
Dammit you all have fun open posts when I only have my crappy phone and it takes me 5 hours to type. Mr.k is alleged getting us (me) a new lap top tomorrow....
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 4:34pm.
*UBF* My arms are tired from waving for your attention in different threads!
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she's a cool bitch, Happy Mom's day to the both of you.
UBF, I apologize for sounding like an insolent bitch in my prior posts. The studies haven't amounted to much.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
*tears up @ M.E.'s last post*
*grabs tissue*
"as am I..."
*ubf* LADY! Buy a big ass box of candies and triple the price and sell them w/flowers, b/c you know we mommies be EATIN CANDY!
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Oh, shit, sorry SFRB, i had already signed out and got these demons in their swimshorts...Thanks for the Mother`s Day wishes.... I ll be working, selling flowers to last minute husbands....;-))
Have a good weekend, LUV your crazy ass!!
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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*UBF* My arms are tired from waving for your attention in different threads! :-(
Just wanted to wish you in particular happy mother's day!
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
@Snow...The Chilean wubs you too sug...
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
PE yes I am sure the military prolly has people with experience too , best of lick and stay in touch
Snowcrest Out xoxo y'all
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Thanks snowpiece. I'll talk to him tomorrow when I call him and see where his mind is at about talking to a father or if he's already been doing that. I know every unit has someone assigned to them in the military, so his commanding officer might already have sent someone.
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Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. -MK
@Fishy...Sorry I'm missed you. The mouse is real, has been around for many years and hit many sites and people. But there are many copycats.
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
@Provy...There is a free app out there called "Mask your IP". You can pretend to be that acne ridden teenager from Pakistan if you want..
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
PE Ur welcome let me know if you want my Dad to rec a priest, he knows everyone Sometimes people turn to religion at these times xoxoxox****************************
"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
@Provy...I dont really know the details of Mizro situation, but she got conned. It's a bit like that program "Who the f*ck did I marry"..? I believe she meet the mouse, was intimate but this mouse was just a conman/Grifter. She really didn't know who she was f*cking with. I think what also didn't help was the fact that a lot of people trusted her, so they joined the Yahoo Club because Mizro said it was cool. She got stung and so did everyone else. She was the weak link in the chain and felt bad about that to. Thats why she went off the deep end...
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
@Psych Evals...
oh my goodness!... my deepest sympathies for you and yours....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGnyTOyESbU
i'm not very good at this kinda stuff... be well, and best wishes.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Snowpiece, We aren't very religious at all. BUT, they did get the baby baptised after they did the C-section. That kind of surprised me. We were raised catholic but we only really went to church on holidays. They are both military as well, so they won't need as much help with the expenses but I did offer to help him if he needed it too. I sent my husband an email about it and my brother said he called him last night, that just makes me love him even more for doing that. Really, guys THANK YOU for letting me get this off my brain! You have no idea how much that helps me!
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Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. -MK
Have fun Jaxko, don't do anything I wouldn't do!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
I'm out!!! I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.
*nervous* lol
A.M.F.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11