Madge & Lourdes Are The New Judds
Madge already helped make her 14-year-old daughter's fashion designing dreams come true when she collaborated with Lourdes on a line for Macy's. And now The Sun is saying that Madge is kicking Lourdes out on the professional ho stroll and hoping to turn her into a pop superstar like herself. Madge wants Lourdes to record a song called "It's So Cool" with her and she plans to either release it on her next album or slap it on the soundtrack for her movie about 1930s socialite Wallis Simpson. Yes, because "it's so cool" was a phrase that Wallis Simpson used in the 1930s all the time.
Madge and Lourdes apparently yodeled out that song in a studio together 8 years ago, but it wasn't released until 2009 when she put it on the European version of her album Celebration. Lourdes' voice was erased from that version, but I guess Madge feels like her time is now. A source said this: "Madonna hopes Lourdes will step into her shoes and become one of the biggest female artists in the world. She's the perfect mentor for her daughter and is keen to assist her first steps into the industry. Lourdes has a great voice and plenty of character - like her mum."
I've never understood why some of the chirruns of international millionaire superstars want to follow in their parent's footsteps. Why? Too much work and unneeded stress. Wouldn't it be much more fun to go to Catholic boarding school, get kicked out for doing lines during confessional and then spend the next 10 years supporting a model boyfriend by selling stories about your mom to the tabloids and posing topless in the Mexican edition of Playboy? That's how it's supposed to go! But if Madge and Lourdes insist on going about it this way, they can at least go really hard and show The Smith family how nepotism is really done.
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I have to admit I'm curious to hear Lourdes's voice.
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What happened to Jellybean Benitez? He was the shizz back in the day and everyone wanted to work with him and Narada Michael Waldman.
All the spawn of actors (not musicians) who have "made it", did not have hugely successful parents, maybe Kirk Douglas being the top one. Michael Douglas has surpassed his father in many ways. Michael has Oscars for producing and acting (best actor)and his father only got best supporting actor.
Angelina Jolie surpassed her father Jon, but he was not the star of his day. That was Burt Reynolds and Jolie surpassed her father by her life choices, not by her acting ones. She only has an Oscar for best supporting actress.
None of these above mentioned parents were on the level of Vadge. I am not a Vadge fan, but she is up there for being iconic. She is a joke now, but it would take a lot for Chola Lola to make it in music. I see the spawn going the way of Lisa Marie Presley. Getting fat and fending off people who want her for her mother. Rocco I figure is gay.
I agree, little_rascal.
Tough to deny that she surpassed her dad in terms of recognition. Then again, not sure this is a good thing(for us or even her!)
I think Angelina Jolie is one famous celebrity spawn that actually overshadowed her Oscar-winner father Jon Voight.
Although I think her fame has little to do with her artistic talent but more to do with looks, scandalous lifestyle and Brad Pitt connection.
how bad is it that if I was Lourdes I'd prob do nuthin but chillax on Mom's dime?
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Well yay, if there is one thing show biz needs more of, it's nepotism. Why, just the other day I was reading about Rumer Willis, Kate Hudson, Gwynnie Paltrow, Tori Spelling, and the Smith kids, and thinking that more nepotism would be great because all those people are just so, so, so likeable and talented and good looking and I am so glad they get shoved down my throat and I especially like that they all insist they made it in the biz on their own merit, which I'm sure is true.
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I remember a decade ago when Vadge was being interviewed on Oprah and her daughter was 4 Oprah said she met little Lola, shook her hand, and the little girl looked up at Oprah's hands and said "Wash them."
The cunt apple doesn't fall far from the tree here I tell ya..
The Fondas...
Jamie Lee Curtis, too. I don't think she became as big a star as her dad during his time but whatever celebrity she got, it seems she earned and was deserving of.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:07pm.
Nancy Sinatra is about the only person that comes to mind from the child of a celebrity that really had IT.
the rest are doing it I think because they are not quite sure what else to do...
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I would add Michael Douglas, the son of fabulous Kirk, to the list of star offspring who have made it.
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Jeff & Beau Bridges sired by Lloyd Bridges would fit the bill as well. Maybe it is easier for the children of famous actors, instead of musicians, to make it.
Submitted by TimC on Sat, 05/07/2011 - 1:51am.
I take back the hottie comment about Carlos. He hasn't aged well. Madonna really sucks the hot out of a guy. Poor baby Jesus probably looks like the Situation by now. I just don't have the heart to look on google images.
But Carlos he does have delusions of exceptionalness. Check out this quote
While they remain great friends, Leon says it's not easy having a child with such a prominent celebrity.
As he puts it: "I can find a cure for AIDS, and every disease possible, and I'll still be associated with Madonna. And that's OK."
Like he is ever going to find a cure for AIDS, and/or every disease possible, or star in a commercial for toothpaste or hemmorhoid cream. Golddigger, please!
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Haha! Great quote. It doesn't even make sense; he talks as if he called Madonna a cunt on national television and people won't let him live it down and "move on", instead of his having produced a CHILD with her. Nothing a person does removes their "association" with the creation of a human being, for fuck's sake. (Sad news for Jeffrey Dahmer's father.)
Dude ain't too swift.
And yeah, how does he pay the rent? Can't be his "association" with Madge has any part in it, right?
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at least Lourdes is naturally pretty...but talk about a Mommie Dearest type mother...I feel for her...
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Sean Lennon had a good first album and probably from songs that were written but never released from Dad.
Who even hears of Sean now? Oh that's right...nobody!
Double Post.
She is pretty. So long as she works on that eyebrow, etc, but...
Reading all these stories about her being a little witch since early childhood makes me not want her to succeed.
Of course that means she'll mirror her mother's success. The world is full of this: people, who suck, yet succeed. Depressing. Look around at work and see who gets promoted :\
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:07pm.
Nancy Sinatra is about the only person that comes to mind from the child of a celebrity that really had IT.
the rest are doing it I think because they are not quite sure what else to do...
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I would add Michael Douglas, the son of fabulous Kirk, to the list of star offspring who have made it.
Remake of Like a Virgin...to come soon.
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I'm gonna have to endure this fucker the rest of my "pop culture" life, ain't I!
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Isn't this the same Madonna who just a couple of years ago bragged about the fact that she didn't even let her daughter watch TV, but now it's ok for her to rock mini-skirts and whore her out on records? Yea, ok. Relevancy is hellavuh drug, I see.
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Lourdes resembles Cher in this pic and Madonnna aka "Esther"? She has a Tori Spelling/Madame/previously-mentioned 75 yo Swanson look about her completely rearranged face.
Alos, I concur with Triston on the highly-overrated Clooney, who my gut has been telling me for years is the Rock Hudson of our time.
Lourdes is a pretty girl, and I can imagine Madonna living vicariously through her. After all, Madonna is in her 50s, she can't be a pop star forever. So, it makes perfect sense for her to whore out her daughter. I imagine the girl has a personality like her mother's and a huge sense of entitlement, so she'd make the perfect "star".
So, if I understand this correctly, Lourdes (spelled L-o-r-d-s-o-v-e-r) was 6 when she recorded this? Wait, hang on, my public school math skills are kicking in...she's 14 now, the song was recorded 8 years ago...yeah, she was 6.
Sorry, but as a mother (of 4 freakin' kids ranging from 21 to almost 2) I can say, with unequitable certainty, that I've heard more than my share of 6 year olds singing. Disney movies; Disney movie soundtracks; anything on ever filmed by Pixar, Nickelodeon, the Cartoon Network, ad nauseum...yeah, I've heard enough. No thanks.
And I h-a-t-e this word, but I can totally see how Matuna's daughter would be a (as someone else so eloquently put it) raging c*nt. I absolutely believe the story from the plane passenger.
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I can just hear Madonna now---Spread those legs young lady, and I don't mean tomorrow.
hahahaha doing lines in the confessional! I used to lie to the priest all the time in the confessional to make his day!
Who cares about Madonna? She is old news.
this situation is creepy as others said,feels like some kind of sacrifice,instead of protecting the child from the industry she offers her,poor Lourdes!
except that Gloria did not have such an old turkey neck like Vadge has now.
Vadge is starting to resemble the gorgeous and fabulous Gloria Swanson....when Gloria was about 75, that is.
Ha that coach story is just the one Heather Mills said about Paul McCartney allegedly sitting in first class and making Heather Mills 4 yo daughter sit in coach.
Madonna and her kid are twats, let's not be naive about this. Did any of you read Lourdes (cough assistant) blog last year?
I think Rocco will grow up to be the most normal, because Guy is very down to earth.
Infact that is supposedly why she left him - Guy wouldn't be her bitch and travel around whilst she toured, and that was that.
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Hey lil Ras...think he means Will Smith's family.
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Joe, the Kennedy Smith family were the first thought that came to my mind. But William Kennedy Smith wasn't an entertainer, and his only claim to fame was being a Kennedy and being an alleged rapist, so I'm not sure.
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Sorry -- I should have said *which* Smith I mean, Will Smith the actor, married to Jada and dad to that skinny kid who shrieks and whips her hair around.
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I seriously doubt this is true.
Lourdes would be a lock for pop stardom. So why the hell not? The bar is set so low these days...
And Clooney? Please! That is nepotism all the way and in every way. Whether through his father, mother or aunt, George Clooney got cast so many times and had SO many flops but that damn PR machine kept pressing him on us until the general public conceded defeat. And I am not saying he is not talented, but rarely do actors get so many shots at fame with so many flops and continue to work at that level.
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"Doctor, Madonna and Lourdes were just picked up and pre-tranquilized by the team. They're on their way back to the facility in the van right now!
"Is the operating room ready nurse vonCrazypants?"
"Well yes, but the specialist called and said that the plane has been delayed because of tornadoes!"
"Where will we get an expert in eyebrow corrections procedures willing to work on them both on short notice!? If we can't figure that out, Madge is going to send Fishsticks in to torture us to death! This is worse than when we had to operate on Godzilla!"
Anybody doubting the hollywood nepotism thing..
Look at the Sheens, or the Esteves, whatever.
Daddy paved the way. Hollywood is all about who your parents are.. this is why the Kardassshians are forced on us. No skills, but famous parents one way or another.
I take back the hottie comment about Carlos. He hasn't aged well. Madonna really sucks the hot out of a guy. Poor baby Jesus probably looks like the Situation by now. I just don't have the heart to look on google images.
But Carlos he does have delusions of exceptionalness. Check out this quote
While they remain great friends, Leon says it's not easy having a child with such a prominent celebrity.
As he puts it: "I can find a cure for AIDS, and every disease possible, and I'll still be associated with Madonna. And that's OK."
Like he is ever going to find a cure for AIDS, and/or every disease possible, or star in a commercial for toothpaste or hemmorhoid cream. Golddigger, please!
Submitted by GiveIt2Me on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:52pm.
I've got nothing to prove to you -- I know what I saw with my own eyes, not some vague recollection of what Madonna may have said around live earth. If you don't believe me -- and I don't hate saying this at all -- you can fuck off.
And, hey, genius -- did you know that the fact that a person might take private jets *most* of the time doesn't mean they ALWAYS take private jets? Did that possibility ever enter your thought process before you decided to talk out of your ass? Because she was on that plane & I guarantee you, it wasn't a private jet.
Lourdes isn't so ugly, and with Madonna for a mom she was never going to be a beauty (but her daddy was a hottie, or was he? so long ago I can't say for sure).
But those shoulders! I thought Madonna had wide shoulders and no hips or ass. But this one's shoulders are so broad and square it's freaky. Fuck singing and dancing, little girl, you should be taking swimming lessons from Michael Phelps.
I think Madonna is just humoring her because she can. I can't believe she would feel threatened by Lourdes. I'm sure she can see just like we can that she will only be famous by trading on mommy's name, just like her buddy Stella McCartney (who I can't stand. As horrible as Heather Mills is, I have to feel sorry for her marrying into that family of cunts). Let's just hope Lourdes makes an appearance at that Milkshake place sooner rather than later (you know that place, the one that is the last stop on the way to irrelevance. it's practically a regular feature on this site).
Madge can no longer reinvent herself into sexy with a full grown woman on her arm as her daughter. Will madge try and date her daughters boyfriends? Facelift makes her unrecognizable...like a reality tv show wannabe. Wish my mom had taken that good of care of me. Lourdes looks pretty.
Who wants to hear a song recorded by a six-year-old (if I'm reading The Sun right)? Why not record something new, with Lourdes's current voice?
Her dad's a dancer, right? She outta be able to do that well enough.
Here's what Zola said when he saw Lourdes: "Je vois beaucoup de cannes, beaucoup de béquilles, mais je ne vois aucune jambe de bois."
Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Sat, 05/07/2011 - 12:30am.
Rosemary begets George Clooney.
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I usually don't defend celebs, but in this case, I don't think nepotism really came into play. George Clooney was a nobody in Hollywood for years before he got his break on ER, and by the time George got to Hollyweird, I doubt Rosemary (bless her heart) had any pull to get George a job.
He may be a lot of things, but from the sounds of his story backed up by his early imdb credits of b-movies and failed pilots, I don't think his name got him his fame.
*cashes $10 check from a Mr. Clooney*
Blech. Lourdes isn't turning out the way I'd expected her to. Too bad.
Madge's facelift is so obvious here..
Nepotism is how Hollywood operates.
The children of stars become bigger stars..
Voight begets Jolie, Rosemary begets George Clooney, Stiller and Meara beget Ben Stiller, etc.
She will be a big star.
Even with all the hair removal specialists in the world, Madonna's kid still resembles Chewbacca.
She makes the Kardashian chicks seem naturally hairless.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:35pm.
If Madonna can find the studio hands who produced her first album(the only one she made worth a listen)...I'm not opposed.Let's face it...those guys took a dancer with a weak voice & made her a superstar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfIralx6Kl4&feature=related
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Jelly Bean Benitez made her...but she sucked his talent dry and discarded him like she did with all the guys she used as stepping stones...you can add Nile Rodgers, Patrick Leonard and Shep Pettibone to that list. She never again had hits like the ones these guys did for her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnAQRodZNp0
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