Hot Slut Of The Day!
Karen Butler, a 56-year-old H&R Block agent from Oregon who woke up from oral surgery with a curious accent that can only be described as WTFish. When I saw this on Today yesterday, the scrolling news ticker in my head read: HO STOP, GIVE IT UP, YOU AIN’T MERYL STREEP, FAKERY GOT YOUR TONGUE, DON’T, etc… etc.. But apparently, Karen really has been talking like this ever since she came out of surgery over a year and a half ago. Doctors have diagnosed her with foreign accent syndrome, a rare condition that affects only a handful of people.
Some have described her accent as British (Is this what happened to Madonna?), some say it’s Irish, but I really don’t hear either of those. It sounds like a mash-up of all the accents on the It’s A Small World Ride after getting translated into Pig Latin and played backwards on a high speed. I don’t even know. If the Lucky Charms people constantly dream about Zsa Zsa Gabor putting on an Irish accent for one of their commercials, Karen Butler can make that dream come true!
Do you think if she went back under for some more oral surgery she would come back out speaking in her native accent again? Or would she sound like a Jersey Shore-er? Yeah, she better not chance that shit and keep her magically irritating fucked-up accent instead.