Happy Bonus Mom Day From LeAnn Rimes!

Today is the day that you make your annual cyber journey to FTD to rush your mom a bouquet of tri-colored carnations that will be delivered in the glass vase she will never ever throw away even if it's as brittle as the cracked glue that holds LeAnn Rimes Cibrian's shame together. It's also the day that chronic Twitterrhea sufferer LeAnn wishes you all a HAPPY BONUS MOTHER'S DAY!

"Happy Mother's day weekend to all the Mom's out there. The "Bonus Moms', Godmother's, Grandmothers and anyone who is a woman who helps love and raise children."

You know, I did not know what a bonus mother was until I had to Google it for a clue. It goes way back and was invented by a stepmother who didn't like the negative label of "stepmother." Some think of a stepmother as a wicked cunt of a woman who will throw you a bitch eye while she kisses your daddy. I get it. But no. If my stepmother asked me to call her "Bonus Mom," I'd give her a bonus in the form a dry heave.

"Bonus Mom" sounds like the title of a really bad 1980s comedy starring Dabney Coleman as an asshole boss who promises his longtime assistant (played by Andrew McCarthy) a bonus and promotion to drive his overbearing, planephobic monster-in-law (played by Maureen Stapleton) cross country to a family reunion. Of course, they will unwittingly getting into the wrong rental car at a rest stop and quickly find a suitcase full of money and drugs in the trunk. The rental car's rightful owners, a pair of crooks (played by Cathy Moriarty and David Keith), chase them all over the country and mayhem ensues. In the end, Andrew McCarthy doesn't get that bonus, but he gets something even better: the love of a strong woman (Maureen Stapleton). TWIST!

Actually, since I put it that way....

via UsWeekly

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by india_likethecountry on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:19pm.

she is ugly and her personality makes her even uglier. I can't wait until her douchebag husband cheats on her with some other ho.

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Submitted by fionalicious on Sat, 05/07/2011 - 7:53pm.

She makes it so easy so dislike her, it's a new form of art eve!!
Twitter should close her account (due diligence)
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Submitted by the original be... on Sat, 05/07/2011 - 6:25am.

Wow. Just, wow. Some thoughts:

LaChaylo - How can you give something (LeAnn's ass) that doesn't exist? I think that's a safe bet on your part. And I love your pic - is that what's-her-face from that tow-truck show?

My birthday is on Mother's Day this year (especially momentous, as I was born on Mother's Day) and I H-A-T-E her for doing this to me (us). It's awful!

LeAnn just needs to shut up. No more being a Twitiot, no more comments, nothing. Just. S.T.F.U.

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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 05/07/2011 - 6:13am.

Shut up whore.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:21pm.

If Eddie ever tries to escape LeAnn's clutches she'll come after him with the carving knife. Or mow him down with the car - reversing back and forth over his body a few times just to make her point.
Seriously.
She is an absolute nutbag.

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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:47pm.

Bonus mom seems like more of a lesbian couple thing to me. In a hetero way (???), it's insincere...

*edit*

( I realize Lesbian mommies may not like the term Bonus Mom, either... and I don't know where I'm going with this.)

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 4:11pm.

Submitted by Saix on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 12:45pm.
"Bonus mom" sounds pornographic to me.
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Agreed. "Bonus" is a word I avoid using around priests, dirty old men and 14 year old boys. Same with "titular".

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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 4:00pm.

Bonus Mom? Oh, FFS! What a coincidence, she was also Daddy's Bonus Piece while he was still married to their mother.

The thing that bothers me the most about LeAnn, is that she's so freaking needy that she seems to have to try to overshadow Brandi on everything, even Mother's Day. She's been married to their father for a hot minute and she wants props for it? STFU
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Submitted by katy_alvarez on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 3:23pm.

I will never be a the stepmother/Bonus Mom. *cuts to me in 10 years...*

Bonus Mom sounds like something we would have owned on video cassette--that one of my aunts gifted the whole family for Christmas, and we would have played that shit out along with Home Alone and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

Submitted by KA on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 2:25pm.

"Bonus Mom". I'd like to smack her across the face. First for being ugly, again for being a conceited bitch, and third for coming up with a stupid saying like that.

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Submitted by vapidlush on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 1:42pm.

"Bonus Mom"? Are you kidding me?!? With her obvious lack of self esteem, I'm sure that the site of those kids makes her want to cut herself.

I have yet to meet a stepmother that I didn't think was a horrid, dreadful, jealous bitch who would like nothing more than to erase the stepchildren from existence. Like most stepmonsters I've encountered, they usually slobber and dote on the kids leading up to the marriage and for roughly 1-2 years after the marriage. It's like there's a "phasing out of the kids" period that every second or third wife knows about. If Mrs. Cibrian II births a baby, you can bet those kids will never come around again, too. I feel really bad for them :(

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 12:47pm.

She is a jackass.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 12:23pm.

Ho needs to STOP. Twitter should only be for coupons, giveaways, and political revolutions, leave the personal shit out because I DON'T GIVE A Leann's ASS!

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.

Submitted by clutching-at-straws on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:55am.

Oh, god, ugh. Not many things more repulsive than exploiting kids while pretending to care about them in your never-ending quest for fame. Bonus Famewhore is more like it.

Oh, and you totally need to write that screenplay, MK!

Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:48am.

Leave it to LeAnn to make Mother's Day all about her skank ass, when she doesn't even have kids.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:40am.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 12:28pm.
Meanwhile...

http://youtu.be/XOILKHmZBwc

oh wow.
LOL
the mother of 'em all right there..
::cowers in the corner::
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Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:19am.

Love the plot MK. What's sad is that kind of movie would never work today. The 80's really was the genius era of cinema.

Submitted by Saix on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:15am.

"Bonus mom" sounds pornographic to me.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:58am.

Meanwhile...

http://youtu.be/XOILKHmZBwc

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:52am.

That's STEP-MOTHER to you, hunny!
No. EEEEEEEEVIL STEP-MOTHER.

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Submitted by Versailles on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:43am.

In my country, it's even bonus-grandmothers, bonus-grandchildren, bonus-aunts etc. Stupid.

Submitted by FlynnKerrBloom on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:39am.

Oh, it's OK that I wrecked a home and caused so much pain to 2 young children because they got a "Bonus Mom" out of it. STFU LeAnn!!!

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:11am.

I'm not going to bother responding to you jana since my comments are being deleted.

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Submitted by Genny18 on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:11am.

didnt yall know?

every post is about jana.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:00am.

they must be up here making one of those Lifetime shit flicks. I think that's how they hooked up. Tori and Dean as well.
My apologies. I have to, since I am Canadian and it is expected of me. ;)

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:59am.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:39am.
ugh @ Twitter in general
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DITTO.
And as others have mentioned, Dlisted HAS been slower than Britney Jean Spears on 'ludes.
WTF?
I'm a good step-mother and now a step-grandmother! Bonus-schmonus.

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Charles Manson

Submitted by brandie_larue on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:46am.

I'm a stepmother and I don't think it's a negative word unless you stick the word "evil" in front of it. I would hate to be called a "Bonus Mom." Ugh, so dumb.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:36am.

Kids: "Cool! Can we call you 'BM' for short?"

Leanne: "Um, ok .. [FUCK!!] ..."

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Submitted by soapopera4cam on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:35am.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG MK YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT BONUS MOM PLOT AND WRITE A SCRIPT, IT"S BORDERLINE GENIUS, RUN WIT IT BB!

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Submitted by _meh_ on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:34am.

"a stepmother as a wicked cunt of a woman who will throw you a bitch eye while she kisses your daddy." well, that is certainly the case with my bitch of a stepmother. She makes me call her by her own name. ugh.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:31am.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:06am.

islandgirl:

She could tweet with dem teefs!
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Hahaha! She's a multi-tasker, that one.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:19am.

Submitted by EvilPopTart on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:24am.

JANA
Off-Topic

STFU have you heard of lurking?
This is what people do when they absolutely nothing funny to contribute.
I am a 'lurker'. You are not entertaining, I don't give a flyingfuck about you and your facebook your bulimia or your drinking.

I beg of you to LURK not post. Please and thank you.
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lmao......I agree!

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:17am.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:40am.
I for one had a terrible stepmother who's no longer related to me because my dad's dead (thank god... the relationship thing, not the dead dad thing). While there's nice stepmoms out there, I'd think that there's way more bad ones who make the stereotype true.
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*locks you in a dark closet with a coffee can to shit in*

*throws stale bread crust at you*

Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:13am.

How about Bonus manstealinhoa...?

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Submitted by snowball on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:15am.

I hate this ugly pretentious bag of bones so much, I hope that twatwaffle she's married to leaves her for some bloated nobody, then goes on Oprah to tell the world what a lousy lay Leann was and how much his kids hated her.

Then they both explode from all the shit they're full of and Brandi marries some nice Dr. and the kids live happily ever after with their REAL mom.

Submitted by Jana on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:10am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:33am.
LEAVE JANA ALOOOOOONE!!!!!
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I enjoy the entertainment.

Stoney, the Blackhawks are golfing now in 2011. My bet is on the Canucks.

Btw, US have scored, it's now tied 3:3.

what can I say about Leanne, she's a dimwit. I give her marriage 2 years tops.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:10am.

I for one had a terrible stepmother who's no longer related to me because my dad's dead (thank god... the relationship thing, not the dead dad thing). While there's nice stepmoms out there, I'd think that there's way more bad ones who make the stereotype true.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:09am.

Has Aniston posted anything for women who love and raise cats?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:09am.

ugh @ Twitter in general

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:07am.

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:35am.
Is there a way for this slit eyed twit to be banned from twitter?

Jackie Chan?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:06am.

Or going a different way .... a Bonus Mom is a horrible hateful old hag who only calls her son once a year at Christmas time trying to guilt muscle in on any Christmas Bonus he might have gotten.

Bonus Mom: Did you get a big Christmas bonus this year?

Son: Yeah, I got $80k and used it to relandscape my fucking yard. (click)

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:05am.

Is there a way for this slit eyed twit to be banned from twitter?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:04am.

Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:28am.
Jack:
Just noticed your new Avie! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:03am.

LEAVE JANA ALOOOOOONE!!!!!

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Submitted by Starqz on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:01am.

Omg Michael K, BONUS MOM, lololol!! They should let you go back in a time machine and write that script for REAL..

Submitted by Jana on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:01am.

Submitted by EvilPopTart on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:24am.
JANA
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 8:59am.

HAHHAHA @ poptart!!

Jana, if you are talking about hockey, you are sorely mistaken about not losing to the US in decades. Who has the Stanley Cup? Oh that's right. Chicago.

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