Afternoon Crumbs

Nicki Minaj continues to provide jobs for all the unemployed pink pinata wigs out there – Towleroad

What a beautifully handsome lesbian couple – Lainey Gossip

So are the Teen Moms trying to tell me that if I cuddle after fucking I won’t get pregnant? – The Superficial

Do they even know what a Jessica Lowndes is in England? – Hollywood Tuna

Reason #(I lost count) for why Tara Reid can party like no other – Celebitchy

Oh look, Candace Swanepoel happens to be in a bikini again (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston shows us 10 ways to pose with a giant bottle of overpriced crap water – Just Jared

….isn’t going to end well – The Daily What

Dita Von Teese wearing the glasses everybody’s mom wore in 1981 – Popoholic

What New Orleans is trying to say is the less amount of time Nicolas Cage spends in their city, the better – ICYDK

Why do I have a feeling Princess Beatrice’s boyfriend is busy thinking about Brother Middleton’s half-nekkid pictures? – Popsugar

Pussy 33 ways – The Berry

Ladies and gentlemen, the Jessica Simpson of dogs – Cityrag

Dear dude in the corner, you’re not in alone in asking yourself what the hell is Eva Longoria doing? – Hollywood Rag

Russell Brand’s wet bulge. – SOW

This is what John Travolta sings to himself down in his dungeon – OMG Blog

The “Over the Moon” Watch: Baby Spice – I’m Not Obsessed

And here’s an interview Just Jared and I did for Paper Magazine. If you’re asking yourself if I was drunk during this shit, then I guess we really don’t know each other anymore. Let’s reconnect at a couples counseling retreat this weekend. – Paper Magazine