Rose McGowan Is The Hottest Thing In The Conan Trailer
The Conan: The Barbarian reboot (whatever that is) is right on course to becoming this generation's Masters of the Universe. Meaning that it will be awful, will flop and will be enjoyed by yours truly with a full bong at midnight when it comes out Starz. (Note: My 8-year-old self didn't enjoy Masters of the Universe with a full bong. If my memory serves me right, I enjoyed it with a full bottle of Orbitz soda. I think. So there's no need to call Child Protective Services on my mom's ass a million years after the fact. Actually, maybe you should, because that would be funny. Record and YouTube it!).
There is a twinkle in this dull mound crap, though. No, I'm not talking about Jason Momoa's caramel kiss nipples. I'm talking about Rose McGowan as some sort of villain alieness who has an infinityhead like Kristen Wiig's Baby Hands character and a yarn wig like Raggedy Anne. Basically, she's the white Rihanna. Watch her in action.
If this mess came out 20 years ago, my friend Armando and I would both have a Rose McGowan action figure and we'd both be fighting over who gets to be her when we play Conan: The Barbarian in the sandbox. Some stupid little ass girl in our group would say, "But I want to be her. I'm a girl." "SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF HERE!," Armando and I would say in unison.
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I weep when I see Rose McGowan these days.
Talk about wasting the hot!!
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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 6:06pm.
So tired of this obsession with a singular male protagonist deemed "the one", the "sole savior". It's so Judeo-Christian, choc full of male worship and misogyny. Fuck that shit.
Yeah, because Conan is so real, and has so much impact on our real lives. Obviously you know nothing about strong Hebrew women mentioned in the Bible. Sarah, Ruth, Noa, etc. Noa was the first female to own land. Maybe you've just been taught the wrong things?
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"I mean, sentenced to 120 days and sat in there for about as long as a Pink Floyd song?" - MK
that is the most Ive seen Rose Mcgowan's face move in years.
The original was a can of cheeze-wiz, let's not kid ourselves. Great hangover palliative when I was young, though.
Definitely seeing this
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Jason Momoa is so overwhelmingly manly. I'm so gonna see this testosterone-fest.
(Thor, too!)
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
That boomerang head is kinda freaking me out.
She looks like that tranny MK is always posting about with the leech lips.
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GERONIMO!
So tired of this obsession with a singular male protagonist deemed "the one", the "sole savior". It's so Judeo-Christian, choc full of male worship and misogyny. Fuck that shit.
Jason Mamoa is effing hot. Love him on Game of Thrones as that sexy beast Khal Drogo.
sorry double post. Posting is slow and weird.
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I'm getting a strong Borg Chick from Star Trek First Contact vibe from Rose McGowan. With the head tentacle of a Jabba the Hut sidekick.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
People with big nostril flare kind of wig me out and Jason Momoa falls into this category.
However, I would probably still let him hit it.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
God, I almost had an epileptic seizure from that trailer. WHAT. THE. FUCK. No scene lasts more than 2 seconds. The whole thing is hilariously full of clichés... perfect movie to enjoy when you're boozed out of your mind.
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"I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence."
-- Doug McLeod
1) That kiss says, "You are Violette, my Violette"
2) "If this mess came out 20 years ago, my friend Armando and I would both have a Rose McGowan action figure and we'd both be fighting over who gets to be her when we play Conan: The Barbarian in the sandbox. Some stupid little ass girl in our group would say, "But I want to be her. I'm a girl." "SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF HERE!," Armando and I would say in unison"
Why weren't we neighbors growing up? I would have taken turns with you as to who got to be She-Ra
I'm SO going to see this. That's why extra large tote bags were invented, to carry huge amounts of booze to be appreciated in the theaters.
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"I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence."
-- Doug McLeod
Meeehhh...
Babylon 5 did it better.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:B5_londo.jpg
I saw a preview for this, and it was pretty weak. I will probably go and see it over the summer break.
"Friday the 13th I'm a play Jason"
Please, this pretty boy isn't fit to carry Arnold's studded leather jockstrap.
Some lines can only be delivered in a thick, Austrian accent...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc&feature=channel_video_title
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
I think the reason that Conan is so pissed is cuz that Rose chick blew sand up his skirt...
Submitted by Bunny_Ann on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:49pm.
Let's see. Orbitz was sold around 1997 according to Wikipedia, and so if MK was 8 and drinking it, he might have been born in...1988? 89? MK, you can't be YOUNGER than me!
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Masters of the Universe came out in 1987, so if he was 8 then, he'd have been born in 1979. I've never heard of Orbitz outside of the gum. =)
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Submitted by BorgQueen on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:05pm.
Damn Lisa Bonet gets to ride this fine specimen of a man every nite and she is way older than him and she has 2 babies from him. Go ahead gurl.
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She is one lucky assed bitch. I'd be riding him till the cows came home.
Conan without Andy just won't work.
Conan without Andy just won't work.
Damn Lisa Bonet gets to ride this fine specimen of a man every nite and she is way older than him and she has 2 babies from him. Go ahead gurl.
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!!
I'd forgotten about this.
AHNALD IS THE ONLY CONAN!
Baywatch Hawaii ftw! I only watched it because of him. Then he got all weird. Thanks Lilakoi! Or whatever Lisa Bonet's name is.
Also. Ahnuld the govuhnahtuh does not approve.
boring.............
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One of my favorite movies of all time Mi Vida Loca saying:
"Take all of your happy little shit and go."
MK 4/21/11 National High Five Day
I had to watch it on silent...so I dunno what the story is or if it's anything like the original. I do agree however that Momoa is hawt.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Unless Rose Mcgowan is going to show tits...I'm not interested.
Yes, yes, yes yo Jason Mamoa and his caramel kissed nips!
I guess the Robert Rodriguez thing didn't work out for Rose. eh?
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Let's see. Orbitz was sold around 1997 according to Wikipedia, and so if MK was 8 and drinking it, he might have been born in...1988? 89? MK, you can't be YOUNGER than me!
Let's see. Orbitz was sold around 1997 according to Wikipedia, and so if MK was 8 and drinking it, he might have been born in...1988? 89? MK, you can't be YOUNGER than me!
ooo I don't usually like 'em so beefy but jason momoa gives me the vapors. yum!
What an unexciting action-adventure movie trailer.
At least she found a way to make her botched plastic surgry work. If they were hoping this would be a hit they should have hired more well knowns.
Yeah, ummmmmm....no.
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Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
This looks like Pirates of the Caribbean meets 300 meets Clash of the Titans. That Jason Mamoa dude is some kind of fine though. I've liked him ever since Baywatch:Hawaii lol. I'd still let him hit it ;-)
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
I for one won't being seeing this, but I do think Jason Momoa is one hot hippie.
I am not pleased with this fuckery.
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"I mean, sentenced to 120 days and sat in there for about as long as a Pink Floyd song?" - MK