The "Over The Moon" Watch: The Nikki Cox & Jay Mohr Edition

Somewhere in Los Angeles today, Nikki Cox felt an intense kicking in her huge lips, she bit down and out came a tiny leg followed by a full grown baby. Don't worry, the medical team at the hospital stuffed a rubber python in there, patched it up and now they're back to looking like two fat skin slugs 69ing each other. Meanwhile, Jay Mohr announced the birth of their new son, Meredith Daniel Mohr, to People and dropped a first-degree Over the Moon violation. It's a first-degree offense, because it was premeditated and Jay knew he was doing wrong.

"We are over the moon, filled with joy and every other cliché new parents use. He's perfect."

Old-timey people from prairie times named their sons Meredith, so Jay and Nikki get a pass on the name even though they're not old-timey people from prairie times. But the Over the Moon is unacceptable, because Jay knew what he was doing and he did it anyway. Couldn't he have used something else instead of the moon? The moon is sick of being used like this! Jay could've said he's over his wife's lips. This would've been a better choice of words for two reasons: a) Jay can physically go over his wife's lips and b) his wife's lips are bigger than the moon.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 5:00am.

Yes, yes, yes!! Don't people realize that if they want a truly strange name, they should use LISA?? I'm a 1963 born Lisa and I had SIX girls named Lisa in my third grade class alone. It was SO confusing. Where did my name go? It's truly a relic name now like Martha. I DARE someone to name their newborn Lisa!!

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Submitted by SnarkAttack on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:43am.

$5 says he goes by M. Daniel Mohr when he grows up.

Submitted by shandi on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 9:11am.

Meredith is a girl's name, plain and simple. To name a little boy Meredith is just plain mean. Why not just name him Lisa?

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 7:55am.

Butterfly, please. I just read that her MOTHER'S name is Meredith! So they purposefully gave a boy a girl's name?

I was ok with it thinking it was a family name, but it was her mother's dayum name!

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 6:49am.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:34pm.

The only Hollywood baby names that would shock me at this point would be a baby named Lisa or Michelle maybe Stephanie....all the late 70's/80's names I grew up with.
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Submitted by MardiGras on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 6:35am.

WOW. She is frightening, he got ugly all of us a sudden, and the kid has a girl's name. Happy Friday, sluts!

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 5:56am.

shouldn't this be jay cox mohr??? or does he not want to steal the thunder away from lorenzo lamas shauna (too lazy to look up the last name)

anyways, i remember when nikki was so pretty..now...what a face...
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Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 5:29am.

she got a face
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 4:40am.

I remember when Nicki was on California Dreams. She played a blind girl who met the band's manager online. I wonder if she regrets her old face. Jay Mohr has also lost his sexy, so they are equally yoked in the looks department.

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Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 3:10am.

MEREDITH DANIEL is better than Moroccan Scott anyway. DANIEL saves the day, speaking of the whole baby's name. What about Bryan Adams daughter's name, MIRABELLA BUNNY?

Submitted by KA on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 2:22am.

she was so pretty until she starting fucking with her face. very sad.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 2:02am.

EPIC FAIL!

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 1:41am.

I hope the Lorenzo Lamas hyphenation fad kicks in here and the changeling is called Mohr-Cox.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 11:10pm.

Ah, I love it when hotties turned notties (or the other way around) have offspring, because then at least you can tell what they looked like pre-surgery. Demi Moore's complete overhaul, the nose jobs of Hayek, Berry and Jolie, Kidman's "enhancements", all will be revealed as their kids grow older.

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Submitted by TimC on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 9:44pm.

Since when is Meredith a BOY's name? Then again, my name goes both ways so maybe I should shut up. LOL
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 8:37pm.

As long as his nick isn't Mere Cox.

Submitted by sushi on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 8:31pm.

I always think this is a clear case of an ugly guy who managed to bag the hot babe and then through mind games makes her ugly herself.

Shame because she had it all going on. Body and pretty face.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 7:14pm.

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 8:39pm.
Yeah, but both of those twins could be known at school as Ho's Mo's.
Even the girl, considering she's named after Monroe Ficus.
Although I think the spelling of his name was Munroe, but it doesn't really matter now, does it? :)
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 7:09pm.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 8:21pm.
Also charge them with 1st degree baby name violation. Mariah's Moroccan at least sounds like it could be male.

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Yeah, but both of those twins could be known at school as Ho's Mo's.

Even the girl, considering she's named after Monroe Ficus.

Although I think the spelling of his name was Munroe, but it doesn't really matter now, does it? :)

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 6:51pm.

Also charge them with 1st degree baby name violation. Mariah's Moroccan at least sounds like it could be male.

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:58pm.

Submitted by Saix on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:52pm.

I see your Nikki pic and raise you this one.
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Yikes! She looks like a Monchichi. Got dayum!

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:52pm.

So which lips will she use for the birth?

I would assume the bigger ones, and I shudder to even imagine.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:42pm.

Submitted by TriptheLight on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 6:40pm.

I see your Nikki pic and raise you this one.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2008/06/lips-cox/nikki-cox-lips-lips-li...

Her poor lips.
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Submitted by MzSassy on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:31pm.

Since when is Meredith a BOY's name? Then again, my name goes both ways so maybe I should shut up. LOL

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:29pm.

Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 6:58pm.

Mohr Cox!

Isn't that suckandfuck's name (complete with exclamation point)?

Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:28pm.

Mohr Cox!

Submitted by Saix on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:21pm.

Submitted by TriptheLight on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 6:40pm.

I see your Nikki pic and raise you this one.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2008/06/lips-cox/nikki-cox-lips-lips-li...

Her poor lips.

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She probably sucks cox great with those...

Submitted by TriptheLight on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:10pm.

Submitted by Saix on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:52pm.

I see your Nikki pic and raise you this one.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2008/06/lips-cox/nikki-cox-lips-lips-li...

Her poor lips.

Gator needs his gat you punk-ass bitch!

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:05pm.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:34pm.

Or Heather. I knew a bazillion of them, too.

Submitted by Echo27 on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:49pm.

Have you seen Jay Mohr's face lately? He used to be cute in a boyish way. Now I think he's using the same plastic surgeon as his wife (Dr. 9021-No?). Good thing he's funny.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:49pm.

Nikki Cox was all over the place in 1998...never watched her stupid WB shows but I knew who she was...

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:48pm.

She looks like a whore muppet. jeez.

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Submitted by KidL on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:41pm.

Wow. They actually gave the kid a decent name.

Submitted by KidL on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:41pm.

Wow. They actually gave the kid a decent name.

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:37pm.

Submitted by Saix on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:52pm.

Holy shit! I used to think she was so pretty...

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Submitted by moriah on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:37pm.

Hmmm, well isn't this incredibly interesting. He slept with my friend Meredith about 20 years ago. God damn saying that makes me feel old. :(

Submitted by harveyprice on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:32pm.

When I hear the name Meredith, I immediately think of Meredith Baxter Birney.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:30pm.

This post just made me ponder whether Burgess Meredith reversed his name under duress from his therapist.

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Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:28pm.

No! No! No! Meredith's my name and it's a GIRL's name! (In other news...wow, I had no idea they were still together.)

Submitted by James Blonde on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:26pm.

Meredith was the first name of the actor who played the father in Grumpy and Grumpier Old Men.

Submitted by James Blonde on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:25pm.

Meredith was the first name of the actor who played the father in Grumpy and Grumpier Old Men.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:23pm.

Meredith! Like Marion for a guy too. Or Glen for a girl.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:22pm.

Wait a minute. When the fuck is Pink gonna have her baby? She was preggo before these two were.

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Submitted by Saix on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:22pm.

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/nikki-cox-bad-plasti...

Eesh...

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:22pm.

fishy, you are confusing her with Rose McGowan's lies about her face.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 5:32pm.

He's about 105 years old and cranky. I wouldn't dare. :D
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:20pm.

I thought her face was fucked from a car crash.