Jesse James Says Kat Von D Is A "Vixen" In Bed
Vanilla Gorilla writes in his memoirs that he never felt he was on the same level as Sandra Bullock, because she's a high-class movie star with refinement running through her veins and he's a piece of trash biker kid who listens to his music too loud. VG goes on to write that he felt trapped being married to Sandra which is one of the reasons why he licked on every tattooed labia in the skank bouquet. There's one way he's putting the blame on Sandra. VG subtlety put more blame on Sandra yesterday during an interview with Howard Stern. But before we get to that mess, here's what VG had to say when Howard asked him if his ex-wife was better at sex shit than his current fiancee. You already know the answer.
Howard: Who's more fun in bed? Sandra Bullock or Kat Von D?Jesse: That one's an easy no-brainer.
Howard: ....Kat Von D
Jesse: Yes, sir. Hundred percent.
Howard: Hundred percent?
Jesse: She's a vixen, man. I love her.
Howard: What is she doing in that bed? She must be hanging from the ceiling.
Jesse: She just... Man, the way she just gets in my head and makes me feel. You know, it's a mental thing. Just connected on a whole different level.
If Sandra Bullock has the stuff that makes nutsacks burst into the clouds above and open a pathway to heaven for the angels' voices to travel through, this bitch would still say Kat Von D. If Kat Von D gave head like a catatonic turtle and laid there like an al dente lasagna noodle, he'd still say Kat Von D. The answer to that question is: who ever he's currently fucking. Therefore that question and answer are both invalid. Moving on.... Howard then brought up a very good point.
Howard: If she cheated on you, you'd be devastated. You'd understand the hurt that Sandra went through.
Jesse: If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.
See, another slight dig followed by a slap of blame. Vanilla Gorilla is full of so much cold shit that it's starting to back up and trickle out of his mouth. Even an enema the size of the Hoover Dam can't clear him out.
Kat Von D should really take his words as a dare and scoot her poon all over everywhere. Let her vag flag fly without shame! Just leave a trail and see what he does then. Take him up on that, Kat!
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Frank N. Beans - "Vixen for Kat means she asks to get assfucked instead of him having to get her drunk like he did with Sandy."
LMAO - Cheers!
lol, this bitch is still smarting from the fact that not only did Sandra not take him back, she turned around and fucked Ryan Reynolds, whose abs you could go four wheeling over. Sandy's fucked Ryan Gosling, Mathew McC, she's had some high quailty, A-list peen in her time. We should be asking Sandy which Ryan is better in bed =who gives a shit about two ugly reality cable stars fucking habits.
Stern, James, Kat... they are all huge douches.
Stern is an asshole, and so is this fucking douche bag loser VG. Karma will kick his ass one day.
Stern is an asshole, and so is this fucking douche bag loser VG. Karma will kick his ass one day.
douche bag par excellence,,,
Versailles: No, it's Louee, like in Armstrong.
Skat von Diseased is so butt-fucking-nastee I can barely stand to look at her. Going from Sandra Bullock to her is like riding on a skateboard after driving a Aston Martin.
Sandra should date and marry a prince, millionaire businessman, or other such klassy man that would make VG look like yesterday's trash.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Why would Sandra "forgive him and still love him"? He's basically called her "vanilla" in the sack and the piece of shit said that he felt trapped with her !! SO again, how would it have benefited her to forgive his ass. He didn't want forgiveness from her - and it certainly doesn't sound like he would've ever been faithful. If Kat is his upgrade ( in his mind only) then more power to him. He's atleast acknowledging and owning what a white trash, slut fucking swine that he really is. AMEN !
p.s. if I were Sandra, I'd make it my mission to drive over to this cocksuckers house and kick him in the balls, speak not a word, put her sunglasses back on , and hop back into her limo - as Louie gives this douche the finger out the window!!.... how dare he discuss her sex life with the public ! Howard Stern is allowing this fool and Arquette to make a mockery of their ex wives . He's a dick too.
Submitted by hotpocket on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:07pm.
About the "bad boys," as a strong woman, I need a strong man. So you screw up and fall for someone like VG, who's a good actor and tells you what you want to hear, shows you their vulnerability, but in the end, is just a dick. Looking for the elusive masculine man with a heart, rebel who will be true, balance of yin and yang. Does a happy medium exist? I'm projecting, but Sandra was probably doing what a lot of us women do; she saw the best things about him and what he is capable of, not what he really is. A hard lesson for her to learn; look at his history and what he does, not what he says. You can try to heal a wounded rattlesnake, but you're going to end up getting bit. Cliche, but true. When it comes to relationships, the only person you can save is yourself.
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CO-SIGN!!!!!!!
VERY well-said, kudos on writing the thesis of my 1st marry-type thingy!!!
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It's all fun and games until Kimberly Stewart gets knocked up with Benicio Del Toro's baby.
MK 4/11/11
Sandra has my deepest respects & sympathy. I have been in her shoes, and God, I feel for her...
AND I HOPE KVD does go crazy humpin every Tom Dick & Harry she sees, then let's see VG hold up to his word...!!! HAAHAAAHHAAAHHAAAAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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It's all fun and games until Kimberly Stewart gets knocked up with Benicio Del Toro's baby.
MK 4/11/11
Submitted by karen on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 8:25pm.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
i like sandra, however, i too am half german, and although not into the whole nazi thing, i was into some very kinky stuff (bdsm mostly)
And Baphomet, apparently. Class all the way.
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Submitted by hotpocket on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:07pm.
About the "bad boys," as a strong woman, I need a strong man. So you screw up and fall for someone like VG, who's a good actor and tells you what you want to hear, shows you their vulnerability, but in the end, is just a dick. Looking for the elusive masculine man with a heart, rebel who will be true, balance of yin and yang. Does a happy medium exist? I'm projecting, but Sandra was probably doing what a lot of us women do; she saw the best things about him and what he is capable of, not what he really is. A hard lesson for her to learn; look at his history and what he does, not what he says. You can try to heal a wounded rattlesnake, but you're going to end up getting bit. Cliche, but true. When it comes to relationships, the only person you can save is yourself.
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Well said.
VG is an ass clown..that is all.
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Merci.
Submitted by Versailles on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 3:28am.
Oui.
Louis is such a beautiful name. One question: Do you pronounce the "S" in the name Louis?
My English is not so good.
Submitted by Lemonaide on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 3:28pm.
He really loved Sandra. She was foolish to dump him so fast. Maybe they could have worked it out. Now she alone.
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I agree that she shouldn't have dumped him. She should have set him on fire and buried his remains out in the desert.
If this dickhead was the last penis on earth, I would happily embrace celibacy.
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Lemonaide, such a poem! LOVE IT! *bows down*
dumbshit jessie can't understand that the insecure and possesive cunt wrapped itself around him like a custom web. which is the same make you love me worship type shit he pulled on sandra to make her a blind fucktard.
his whole thing about him forgiving her for fucking arounnd just tells you that he's going to fuck around on on this cunt sooner than later. and he'll expect to be forgiven.
shitheads are funny.
If sex wasn't good with Sandra then he wasn't doing it right.
About the "bad boys," as a strong woman, I need a strong man. So you screw up and fall for someone like VG, who's a good actor and tells you what you want to hear, shows you their vulnerability, but in the end, is just a dick. Looking for the elusive masculine man with a heart, rebel who will be true, balance of yin and yang. Does a happy medium exist? I'm projecting, but Sandra was probably doing what a lot of us women do; she saw the best things about him and what he is capable of, not what he really is. A hard lesson for her to learn; look at his history and what he does, not what he says. You can try to heal a wounded rattlesnake, but you're going to end up getting bit. Cliche, but true. When it comes to relationships, the only person you can save is yourself.
Vixen for Kat means she asks to get assfucked instead of him having to get her drunk like he did with Sandy.
If the bubonic plague were to be suddenly resurrected and wipe out 80% of humanity by next week, I don't think we'd have any trouble locating the source.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
Raging fucking asshole. A true fucking idiot.
But hey.. what comes around goes around. Can't wait for the headlines.
The answer to that question is: who ever he's currently fucking. Therefore that question and answer are both invalid
THIS. What a stupid fucking question. What the fuck did Stern think he was going to say? And, of course, this disgusting piece of shit actually answers the question. "Easy no-brainer." Ha! He just described himself.
Wow! I can't believe Sandy was dumb enough to marry this moron.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
but i do think this guy is a jerk. i think that jesse is the real racist. i think time will prove sandy is not a racist and will be a good mom. no way would a racist woman adopt a child of another race, in my opinion. i think louis will turn out fine
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
i like sandra, however, i too am half german, and although not into the whole nazi thing, i was into some very kinky stuff (bdsm mostly) which is sort of a kinda true stereotype of germans. jesse is probably a nazi idolizer, and wanted sandy to beat the shit out of him like ilsa, she wolf of the s.s. ( google it)
Klassy.
I hear the Navy Seals have a bit of spare time on their hands and are looking for a new target.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 2:44pm.
The more I learn about and hear from this asshole, the more certain I become of Sandra's horrific taste in men and/or abysmal inability to read people. She waited so long to find a husband, which we all chalked up to her having high standards. Then she picks THIS prick?! *scratching head in puzzlement*
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Narcissist are confident people. He saw conquering her as the ultimate challenge to be won. He won it and proceeded to move on in the bed, but loved all the attention and respectability of being her husband brought him.
SKat also brings him attention, and he likes that, too. But if they are happy in the orgy sty together may they grow old there together in their filth.
Submitted by joe shmoe -- "She 'gets in his head'? I bet you can hear the wind whistling in there."
I laughed
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hahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yeah, she'd forgive him for the 7 years of testing for HIV and STDs, lucky her.
He just likes tattooed women and apparently Sandra was never going to be that. Not the SB was a better/worse sexer, any fool who wants to continue to get nookie from his latest pie hole is certainly is not going to say the ex was better.
Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 7:10pm.
Austin represent!
Yeah, it would be effed up to bump into that guy around town. I wouldn't say anthing but I would definitely stare like a slack-jawed yokel.
Just like the time I saw Forest Whittaker in that restaurant in Houston.
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I've only been to Houston twice, did not like, but to be fair, I was only downtown.
I just went to a new hair salon on SoCo today, the owner cut my hair great and was really nice.
Austin represent, lol. :)
Why wouldn't you say anything? We both must confront him with the error of his ways!
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GERONIMO!
Austin represent!
Yeah, it would be effed up to bump into that guy around town. I wouldn't say anthing but I would definitely stare like a slack-jawed yokel.
Just like the time I saw Forest Whittaker in that restaurant in Houston.
Why is he wearing a Longhorns hat?
Why is he in Austin?
I swear, if I ever see him I am totally gonna say something.
I was about to say I'll kick his ass, but well...that's just not going to happen, obviously.
I don't care that he cheated on Sandra, I agree that it happens all the time, but don't kiss and tell.
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GERONIMO!
Man, nothing brings out the angry villagers like a so-and-so cheated on so-and-so story. It's like everyone believes all marriages will be monogamous and last. You might as well believe in unicorns. Seriously - people get more upset about infidelity than they do violent crimes. I'll never understand that.
Of course this guy is insensitive and self-aggrandizing. But how exactly does that set him apart from any other celebrities? It really must be terrible for Sandra Bullock to go through public humiliation because of his douche-osity, but she has the consolation of her beauty, cash, new son, connections, etc. She's gonna be OK.
I'm sure he has already forgiven SCAT for cheating, as she has forgiven him, as they both strike me as skanky swingers.
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GERONIMO!
Ha. He just opened the door for Kat. She's suppsed to be as much of a cheater as he is, so now she can do it with no fear. But he was probably just projecting to save his own ass for when he he inevitably does it again.
Submitted by joe shmoe -- "She 'gets in his head'? I bet you can hear the wind whistling in there."
I laughed
I'm going to go out on a limb here and question Sandra Bullock.
She waited so long to get married, and was then blubbering about how this PIG, and I do mean PIG, was her soulmate.
How could she be so wrong?
Having said that, he is a PIG.
I hope he and SCAT con PEE rot in hell.
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GERONIMO!
God these two are fucking ugly and I hope they don't reproduce, but a gal like Kat has to hang her star on something....
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
I just hope Sandy made him wear a condom.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel
Submitted by Lemonaide on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:57pm.
I agree that she shouldn't have dumped him. She should have set him on fire and buried his remains out in the desert.
If this dickhead was the last penis on earth, I would happily embrace celibacy.
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You are my hero(ine).
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I don't see that they ever spend any quality time together; the kind of quality time you need for good sex and not a quick hump. I mean, she is always tweeting and even when she tweets that she has landed or picked him up, within a short time they are either at a restaurant or she is tweeting again. When do they, actually have time to bump uglies? Emphasis on uglies......
And I still have an outstanding question: does she take the broke wig off for sex?
I agree that she shouldn't have dumped him. She should have set him on fire and buried his remains out in the desert.
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I fucking love this
Submitted by Lemonaide on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 4:57pm.
I agree that she shouldn't have dumped him. She should have set him on fire and buried his remains out in the desert.
If this dickhead was the last penis on earth, I would happily embrace celibacy
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LMAO
Kat Von D is a frigging eyesore. She is repulsive. Can you imagine getting a look at her naked in the middle of the night. Frightening.
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can you imagine waking up next to her when you are 70? or 80? or older? WITH FUCKING FACE TATTOOS that will be all folded up in her wrinkles & Hepatitis lesions? (blort)
Someone needs to curb stomp this little bitch. I guarantee that the only reason he is marrying Kat Von STD is because he wants Sandra to think he's moved on and is happy without her. Yeah, ok. Because I'm so sure that he moved to Austin for Sunny.
She has Louis and he has her. Leave them alone, STOP WITH THE INTERVIEWS, and just go the fuck away.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Well...stick a German Luger up my ass and call me Hitler!
Of COURSE he going to say Kat is the best!!
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 3:28pm.
He really loved Sandra. She was foolish to dump him so fast. Maybe they could have worked it out. Now she alone.
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you seriously are one of the biggest morons I have ever encountered.
are you married? who'd be stupid enough to marry you? You probably still live in your Mom's basement. Your posts reflect that being your life experience.
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Love is all around you. Yeah, love is knockin' outside your door.
Waitin' for you is this love made just for two
Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know.
-Tesla "Love Song"
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 3:28pm.
He really loved Sandra. She was foolish to dump him so fast. Maybe they could have worked it out. Now she alone.
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I agree that she shouldn't have dumped him. She should have set him on fire and buried his remains out in the desert.
If this dickhead was the last penis on earth, I would happily embrace celibacy.