There’s really not much to say about Lady Caca’s video for that “Judas” mess. You know, it stars Caca as a biker chola version of Mary Magdalene who protects Jesus by staining Norman Reedus with her
lipstick dog dick gun (A slap to Xtina?) in between dancing in the village part of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. Just some regular ole’ Caca stuff.
It’s sort of like if a narcoleptic Baz Luhrmann directed a remake of Jesus of Nazareth in the style of Romeo + Juliet with the cast of Mi Vida Loca in the lead roles.
And I can say with complete confidence that I’d rather get physically stoned in the ears than ever have to listen to Caca scream out “JEW-DAAAAAAAHHHHHS JEW-DEEEEEYAAAAHS” ever again. It sounds like Mel Gibson condemning the Jews while getting tasered in the ass.