I Always Knew Mary Magdalene Was A Chola
There's really not much to say about Lady Caca's video for that "Judas" mess. You know, it stars Caca as a biker chola version of Mary Magdalene who protects Jesus by staining Norman Reedus with her lipstick dog dick gun (A slap to Xtina?) in between dancing in the village part of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. Just some regular ole' Caca stuff.
It's sort of like if a narcoleptic Baz Luhrmann directed a remake of Jesus of Nazareth in the style of Romeo + Juliet with the cast of Mi Vida Loca in the lead roles.
And I can say with complete confidence that I'd rather get physically stoned in the ears than ever have to listen to Caca scream out "JEW-DAAAAAAAHHHHHS JEW-DEEEEEYAAAAHS" ever again. It sounds like Mel Gibson condemning the Jews while getting tasered in the ass.
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Did anyone ever see Hedwig and the Angry Inch?
The resemblance is uncanny...
She is working with a marketing team that follows trends and looks for the next 'hot' trend...
Everything she's ever done, fashion bloggers, and street kids have been doing at least a year ahead of her. Her team is bringing underground aesthetic to the masses...
This is over-produced, over-consumerized, over-done, OVER-THE OBVIOUS.
HAVE NEVER BEEN DOWN. WILL ALWAYS BE OVER IT.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 1:58am.
I like to read the comments on Dlisted late-night. Being that I've been a reader for 4 years and a commenter for 3, I do truly believe that I can see clearly that famous people or THEIR people do now leave positive comments if there is an overwhelming barrage of negative comments.
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Centaurious has anybody told you that you have been quoted in Tina Fey's book Bossypants? In the section "Dear Internet" she writes how you called her "an ugly. pear-shaped, bitchy, overrated troll". She tells you to go to NASA so they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope. Not a very good comeback.
what was up with that gun? looked like a doggy wiener coming out lol
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
That's the worst piece of crap I've seen all hour! NEXT!!!
I like to read the comments on Dlisted late-night. Being that I've been a reader for 4 years and a commenter for 3, I do truly believe that I can see clearly that famous people or THEIR people do now leave positive comments if there is an overwhelming barrage of negative comments.
I may be wrong about this, but I do feel the comment structure has changed, and it is quite hilarious and an homage to MK!
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GERONIMO!
i only want to see her videos with the sound sound off. i cant stand her mindless songs i dont want to degrade my tinnitus as a pristine reminder of my strict undergound disco upbringing. why cant she just do silent videos from now on. gagged.
this is what happens when you let a bunch of fashion wankers and dancers play with an hd camera
That is some redundant shit. I was so expecting something different!
I used to like Lady Gaga, until I realized that all her songs sound the same...and there's a difference between being inspired by other artists and outright stealing.
She is ripping off Madonna shamelessly, she has no talent of her own, other than dressing like a freak, which I admit is in fact a talent, but her musical talent would be nonexistent if Madonna hadn't existed before.
I give Madge credit for not saying anything. Madonna is smart; she realizes that Lady Gaga will go away.
Not soon enough for me.
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GERONIMO!
"It sounds like Mel Gibson condemning the Jews while getting tasered in the ass."
MK's ability to come up with the perfect description for a certain experience is phenomenal. Now, if only I could remember not to drink coffee while reading him.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I like how you people hate on her, but they take time to go on her posts to leave their comments. Either you secretly like her, or are jealous of her. just saying. At least she's better than courtney love I think.
What the fuck, this is my life?!
3:22: "Ew"
Nuff said
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
I feel like we have been here before. Deja vu. JEW DA JEW DA AH AH. Oi, this will be in my head forever :'(
I feel like we have been here before. Deja vu. JEW DA JEW DA AH AH. Oi, this will be in my head forever :'(
She's most fug in this shit video with the shit song.
True CaCa.
Why doesn't this dumb bitch take on Judaism or Islam? Christianity-hating is so 90s.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Didn't Billy Idol do this crown-of-thorns schtick 29 years ago in his "White Wedding" video?
Didn't Joan Jett do the dyke biker schtick 23 years ago in the "I Hate Myself For Loving You" video ?
Didn't Vadge do this betrayed and persecuted biblical figure schtick 22 years ago in her "Like A Prayer" video?
Didn't talent, innovation and creativity used to matter?
I thought the video was pretty entertaining, I mean come on... It's free!
But of course bitches gotta complain about everything....
Next time (since you HATE her so much & you are sooo SICK of her shinanigians) Don't torture yourself and sit through a 6 minuite video of HER.
lmao! Silly Queens.
The worst thing about this bitch is she thinks she's so important and so creative --- when all she does is regurgitate and masterbate. I have no use for this worthless wretch.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
I love that she's creative and works with a lot of creative people, but scenes in this video were just laughable. Like someone said below, it's like a parody of a video. Maybe better direction or editing could have saved it? And the chola thing? Just no. She should have brought in the chola look in the "Telephone" video. The "controversial" religious themes are so heavy-handed, too. They've been covered again and again by everyone from Madonna to Tori. At this point, God needs a break. He's like, "Why you bitches wanna trip?!" Heh heh heh.
So the name of this song is "Judas" as in...Judas Priest? This whole thing looks like a knock off of the heavy metal band's schtick during the 80's.
She's a revolting unsexy rat. Just bad. Yuck. Over conceptualized.
seriously...you don't get to enjoy some of the scenes and the elaborate costuming because it's too much stuff and crammed together.
I like her, but she needs to simplify a bit. Poker Face and Bad Romance were so easy to follow...
I like her, but she needs to simplify a bit. Poker Face and Bad Romance were so easy to follow...
Seems so long ago she was fresh, this same formula is so played out, she's too young to copy herself. I love Norman Reedus and feel bad he is in this shit, hope he was paid well.
This looks like a parody of a video in a movie.
It reminds me of a female version of Russell Brand's character, Aldous Snow.
It's like watching a mash-up of "The Life Of Brian", "Knightriders", the "Hips Don't Lie" video and "Cruising" with a Skinny Puppy soundtrack. Has she given up on releasing actual music in order to enlighten us with her "art"?
So I saw it. The video is VERY "Like a Prayer" meets "Beat It." Gaga looks pretty, but all in all, meh.
You know how sometimes you hear a song and miscontrue some of the lyrics? In parts, it sounds just like she says she loves "ju-ni-per". So now, every time I hear this tune, I will be thinking of juniper berries!
Yeah its pretty bad.. I hope Madonna is laughing over this wannabe
And I suppose the "pre-vid movie/cut back to movie mid-vid" is her original idea too and she took NO cues from MJ for it....
I actually like the song more with the video. I dig her aerobicizing...i'ma add that shit to my workout - well the parts that aren't there already...which is most of it, achally.
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
Someone please tell me this is a joke. Seriously. This is a joke, right?
I liked her before this album came out. Now she's just trying too hard and it really sucks.
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"I mean, sentenced to 120 days and sat in there for about as long as a Pink Floyd song?" - MK
O that's the other thing. The way she gotta say her own name in every song. (This is totally related)...my kid and I say hi to each other now by singing: Jason Derulo! (cuz he does that too and we think it's funnay:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
I kind of liked the biker angle for a while. It was different, at least. I thought, "Well, at least she's not deep-throating rosary beads." Then she lost me at the lipstick gun.
I also would have liked it more if she played Judas herself. That would have been a lot more interesting.
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Silly rabbit.
Ok the song reminds me of the noise I'd hear in my head after being up on a 20 day meth binge(I've never done meth but I've watched enough eps of Intervention to get a good enough idea). Now after watching the video, I either want to lobotomize myself with a rusty railroad spike or stab my ears out w/ a Bic pen...oh decisions decisions.
Pls Gaga stop it with the religious fanaticism in your vids/songs. Thx
barf. her videos have gone to shit.
Meh. It's less revoltingly self-indulgent and up her own ass than her past few have been, so I give it a pass. Very Like A Prayer, ahem. Enjoying the Romeo PLUS!#$%&* Julietness of it all. I also recognized that shooting location from Janet Jackson's 'Escapade.' Kinda loves it. Very cautiously.
Crap. Gaga is slipping! Madge is rejoicing!
Jesus (read: Judas) what a CRAP.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
not gonna bother to look at it, your summary is good nuff!
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I'm not going to criticize it. But I really wish I could have understood what she was saying. It sounded a bit garbled to me.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 12:24pm.
Time to give a quick listen to the moroder/donna summer song I Feel Love, to remember just how good techno-music can be when talented people are involved.
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I agree. None of this "electronic" nonsense polluting top 40 radio even comes close to stuff like Moroder or Kraftwerk.
bleh...she is so unoriginal and copy catty...I am starting to be real, real sick of this no talent bitch...stupid ass...didn't Madge already do this shit back in the 1990's (Like a Prayer, anyone???)..I hated that song, and I hate this one...so they are even, both non talent ho's.
Sucks. Hell to the fuck no!
It sounds like Mel Gibson condemning the Jews while getting tasered in the ass. MK.
Couldn't have said it better.
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Bitch, Don't You Ever!
why the fuck does she always insist on giving herself a shout-out in her own shitty songs? tacky, boring and really, Juda-a-as looks like a reject from the Madonna blow-job pile.
Time to give a quick listen to the moroder/donna summer song I Feel Love, to remember just how good techno-music can be when talented people are involved.
So Murphy MacManus from Boondock Saints hangs with Gaga??
I hope this isn't the final cut of the video. In some of the scenes she looks bored, like it's an outtake. IDK it wasn't very good. In the beginning it has a Lost Boys meets that scene from The Wizard where the kids are riding with the bikers feel to it.
And she even added one of the brothers from The Boondock Saints for.......what? authenticity? He did play an Irish Catholic in that movie. Edgy. I can't with this mess. And by mess, I mean her. Ugh.
Gator needs his gat you punk-ass bitch!
Her music doesn't sustain interest, her wild outfits are so 2010, so she seeks to garner controversy with pretentious dribble contrived in the hope of offending Christians and possibly attain that greatest of publicity coups: a denunciation from the pope, or at least some fundamentalist preacher. As madonna did before her...
And Quoheleth notes, apparently reviewing her act, in the bible: "What has been is what will be, and what was done will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun..."
How can you say she is untalented, have you even been to her concert? The girl can sing her ass off and put on a great show unlike Britney who waddles around onstage and does a couple half ass moves while lip syncing. Name one Madonna video this copies? Oh yea, none. Get off of Madges dick, she is a hasbeen. Sure she was great during her time but its not the 80's anymore, time to move on.