Hot Slut Of The Day!
The chihuahua always gets the glory and fame for being the official dog of Mehico, but update the Wikipedia in your brain because that honor actually belongs to the Mexican Hairless Dog (not to be confused with Margarito)!
The Xoloitzcuintle dog is a rare and hairless breed who is native to Mexico and has been around so long that they once looked Columbus in the eye. The Xolo dog isn’t really known in the US and many have mistaken it for a certain Bravo reality star.
So in honor of Cinco de Mayonnaise, grab the nearest Xolo dog, or a freshly waxed cast member from Jersey Shore (no offense to the Xolo dog), and do a tequila mayonnaise shot off their belly. And don’t forget to beat a peeƱata afterward! Happy Cinco de Mayo, pinche putas!