Over at Gawker, they have a comprehensive gallery of 20-year-old Bristol Palin’s old face of 2010 and the new face she’s been flaunting all through 2011. One of their “before and after” comparisons is this picture of Bristol in Nov. ’10 paired with a picture of Bristol in April ’11. The Bristol Palin of 2010 looks like Bristol Palin, and the Bristol Palin of 2011 looks like what you would get if JWoww’s face came off on Snooki’s face after they fell asleep on each other in the sauna. Or what you would get if Jay Leno put on an extra-tight Soleil Moon Frye skin suit.
Maybe Bristol lost all that Dancing with the Stars weight and the extra chunk gathered up in her chin. It happens. Maybe one of those Wasilla meth shacks is really an underground chin installing center. It happens too. Whatever the case may be, the result is the same: BRISTOL HAS GONE HOLLYWOOD! Bristol used to look like every other wholesome Alaskan teen who regularly gets caught humping her teen boyfriend on an RV. And now Bristol looks like someone you should be ordering mango Jell-O shots from at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone. It happens too too.
The only real offense I see here is the assault with a deadly tweezer she committed on her eyebrows. Bristol needs to add “her brow hairs” to the list of things that should not be plucked before marriage. This is the word of the lord.
Here’s a few of my own thrown together before and after pictures, but get your Det. La Toya magnifying glass out and click here to see more.