Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 5, 2011 / Posted by:

When you think of two female lovers, I am not sure these are the two who would first pop into your mind. But, for several years this foreign born Academy Award winning actress had a love affair with this A list model turned C list actress. In a very interesting coincidence they are also tied together by one very interesting film role. (CDAN)

The hell!

The only thing I’ve got is that Cindy Crawford was Aeon Flux in a Pepsi commercial and Charlize Theron played Aeon Flux in that shit movie. So Cindy Crawford & Charlie Theron? We’re all going to need to see the video or it didn’t happen.

Or we can just play make believe and say that Jennifer Coolidge was an A-list supermodel back in the day and this is about her and Tilda Swinton since they both played the Witch Bitch of Gnarnia. Yeah, let’s go with that.

This barely legal actor is causing some waves on set of his television show by placing dirty pics of himself in all the dressings rooms of his costars as a practical joke. (BuzzFoto)

Manny from Modern Family is way under “barely legal,” but he acts like your middle-aged accountant who wears short-sleeved white shirts with coffee stains and always talks about his timeshare problems, so does he count? Actually, forget it. I do not want to have a seat over there.

This D lister and his new bride just got back from their honeymoon. I don’t know how long I give their marriage considering they each were messing around with other people during the honeymoon. The D lister already has had a date and he just got back this week. (CDAN)

Lorenzo “I’m Taking My Wife’s Last Name” Lamas. A duh wrapped in a duh sprinkled with duh served on duh by a duh in a duh hat.

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