No, this is not another post about Adult Babies. This is Larry the Cable Guy undressed as The Naked Cow (pause) Boy with The Naked Cowboy in Times Square today. Yes, I could’ve used my bandwidth and hard drive space on posting those (NSFW) pictures of Kate Middleton’s Gaydar-breaking brother James in various states of almost nekkid, but those pictures won’t make you lactate curdled milk or leave a film of something mysterious on the roof of your mouth like these will!
I’ll leave you all alone now so you can ride through a grassy field and shoot your rifles in the air while screaming “USA! USA!” (that’s a euphemism for you to figure out).